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[totally_am_kira]

Between me and Kubota, we went through my half a pack of smokes and his pack of smokes in two days. And that was with trying to save them.

Fucking addiction.

Not much out here other than a couple kangaroos and a lot of desert. I keep hoping some aborigines will show up and randomly gift us with cigarettes shelter better food, but so far no such

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[unkillable]

I know. I was conveniently avoiding mentioning that bitch.



Make it snappy.

[totally_am_kira]

She was such a bitch.

I don't know if I can find you a pink one.

[unkillable]

But her rack was worth chasing, eh? Eh?

... DAMN. And I wanted it to match Setsuna's panties.

[totally_am_kira]

Obviously I've never had anything better to do with my time than chase it.

... Too bad. You know, this all depends on whether I find aborigines or not.

[unkillable]

Somebody told me she had a mole on her right one.

I have faith in you. Maybe there's an aborigine mating call.

[totally_am_kira]

... How would Uriel know?

.... Maybe I can get Kubota to try that.

[unkillable]

Maybe he used his hugeass scythe and ripped off her clothes a couple times.

Tell him aborigines are a kind of cat. A sexy cat.

[totally_am_kira]

... I don't remember there being a mole.

Too bad I already told him what they are.

[unkillable]

.... Uri's too much of a giant brooding angsty teddybear to do that shit anyway.

Smooth move.

[totally_am_kira]

Too gentle.

I think the only cat he's into is his boyfriend.

[unkillable]

TOO VIRGINAL.

How do you fuck a cat. You'd break it.

[totally_am_kira]

... That too, really.

He's really a person.

[unkillable]

... Dude. It's like.. THE IMMORTAL-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN.

Really.. a person..?

[totally_am_kira]

... It seriously is. Someone should cash in on that.

... Uh. Yeah.

[unkillable]

.. We should be the 2 dudes who help him get laid.

How the hell's that work.

[totally_am_kira]

... Maybe that maid he's got can be the girl he gets with.

He just calls him a cat.