942: Hee-store-ree, its being ree-rit-tun!
Taking note from some of history's greatest individuals, Steve was the product of a science experiment to create the greatest man ever to live. Combine four parts of Nobel prize winners, two parts Olympic gold-standard athletic champions, three parts multi-platinum talented singer-songwriters, and seventeen parts of other good stuff, and you might just come close to achieving his greatness. He can stay awake for 17 days in a row, and not feel the existential strain of tiredness pull down on him, and now his multi-billion dollar enterprise has skyrocketed, making him one of the world's richest men alive. He has been compared to Einstein in his intellect (and craziness!) and to Jimi Hendrix for his guitar skills. He has an amazing 78,193,131 friends on MySpace, and can balance a full-size sedan on his little toe. He is, as most say, and I can quote "the pure epitome of greatness". You'd do well to get to know him!