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so last night...i saw Megan, who i havent seen for the days i was like wtf?!
so her,me, Olivia, and Luke went to mikes ouse and got all drunk and stoned....actualy i was just stoned as fuck....
well his fucking damn ass cat had another litter of kittens and we were trying to catch one. i remember it came up on the stairs once and as i was about to grab it it ran...
SO
my ass goes out on the front porch with a pair of keys...and i swear. i was out there for a fucking hour meowing and jingling the damn keys. so when i just got plain fed up i was lie fucki this im not about to crawl under the house....but just as i though that...the kitten comes to the steps just so its head is sticking out of the railing.......
so i keep its attention on the keys.......and then SWOOP! like all viper status i grab it by its neck and take it inside feeling like ive acomplished something huge...its the cutest cat
i swear i wish i had pictures, we fed him and named him Danzig, and he loves me he thinks im his mom!!!! but i dont know if i can keep him and Mike said hes sick of the fucking damn cats. lol
well yeah anyways it was a great night, i wish i didnt have to go back to san mateo today though
♥