It's still hard to type with these nails. Since everyone has written the same entry, I don't know what to say. Random stuff.
- Pirate feet suck and are really hard to vanquish
- My tummy is black now
- I love random cuddle buddies
- Water bombs should be more widely known
- Stolen toaster makes burnt Pop Tarts
- Goddamn Nemo
- An entire INCH of buttcheeks
- Drunkenly, soberly, and tipsily she loves you
- Big bite bruises continue to reign
I have reconsidered this whole actually writing stuff. Now I am going to finally eat my Spagettios and then go to bed.
"Katie, if I just take off my pants it'll be just like I always wanted it to be."
"If YOU brought a camera to Prom weekend, what would you do with the video? Kazaa? Friends? Major media outlet?"
"I don't like how the black people reproduce. They are just jealous because I am Arian. I am a member of the Supreme Race."
"They were from Panamania." "Does that make them Panamaniacs?"
"All I saw was my clean sheets and three pairs of damn dirty pirate feet all over them."
"That's a picture of my girlfriend fat so I can show her that no one would want her if we ever break up."
"I got more upset when I saw the dead deer than the car accident, does that make me a bad person?"
Hah, I was only going to do a quote, but then all these ones just popped into my head. Coming from more randomness. Now on to some RW/RR Challenge.