From up here the city lights glow

May 24, 2004 18:52


It's still hard to type with these nails.  Since everyone has written the same entry, I don't know what to say.  Random stuff.
  • Pirate feet suck and are really hard to vanquish
  • My tummy is black now
  • I love random cuddle buddies
  • Water bombs should be more widely known
  • Stolen toaster makes burnt Pop Tarts
  • Goddamn Nemo
  • An entire INCH of buttcheeks
  • Drunkenly, soberly, and tipsily she loves you
  • Big bite bruises continue to reign

I have reconsidered this whole actually writing stuff.  Now I am going to finally eat my Spagettios and then go to bed.

"Katie, if I just take off my pants it'll be just like I always wanted it to be."

"If YOU brought a camera to Prom weekend, what would you do with the video?  Kazaa?  Friends?  Major media outlet?"

"I don't like how the black people reproduce.  They are just jealous because I am Arian.  I am a member of the Supreme Race."

"They were from Panamania."  "Does that make them Panamaniacs?"

"All I saw was my clean sheets and three pairs of damn dirty pirate feet all over them."

"That's a picture of my girlfriend fat so I can show her that no one would want her if we ever break up."

"I got more upset when I saw the dead deer than the car accident, does that make me a bad person?"

Hah, I was only going to do a quote, but then all these ones just popped into my head.  Coming from more randomness.  Now on to some RW/RR Challenge.
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