I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS
I just so happened to stumble across this on phoenixofborg's journal not that I know this person, and I just had to share it with you all. I tweaked it a bit to fit my purposes though.
This fails epically and is extremely random but I had fun so here we go:
Hello, authors.
Look at your pairing, now back to my OTP, now back at your pairing (if you ship this, you may need to re-read the manga), now back to my OTP. Sadly, they aren't my OTP. But if they stopped using bad stereotypes and switched to actual characterization, they could read like they're my OTP.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a fic with the pairing your pairing could read like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a computer with two links to that hurt/comfort you love. Look again, the hurt/comfort is now smut. Anything is possible when your pairing reads like actual romance and not IKEA Porn.
I'm on a laptop.
PS. Here is real IKEA Porn, if you didn't know...
This fails epically and is extremely random but I had fun so here we go:
Hello, authors.
Look at your pairing, now back to my OTP, now back at your pairing (if you ship this, you may need to re-read the manga), now back to my OTP. Sadly, they aren't my OTP. But if they stopped using bad stereotypes and switched to actual characterization, they could read like they're my OTP.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in a fic with the pairing your pairing could read like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a computer with two links to that hurt/comfort you love. Look again, the hurt/comfort is now smut. Anything is possible when your pairing reads like actual romance and not IKEA Porn.
I'm on a laptop.
PS. Here is real IKEA Porn, if you didn't know...