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lit_chick08 June 10 2011, 02:02:04 UTC
"This is fucking ridiculous."

"Shut up!" Caroline hisses, smacking him in the chest. "This is what friends do for each other."

Damon scoffs as he points out, "Bonnie is not my friend."

"Well, you haven't tried to kill each other in a few months, so that's as close to friendship as you can get." Caroline points to a guy leaning against the pool table. "What about him?"

"His collar's popped."

"So?"

"So he's a douche," Damon declares, waving over the bartender for another scotch. "Bonnie isn't going to go for a guy who wears tight pink polo shirts."

"You don't know that," Caroline argues. "Maybe she wants to move in a newer, preppier direction, the anti-Jeremy."

"I don't care if he's wearing a cardigan tied around his lacrosse playing shoulders; there's no way in hell Bonnie is going to go from Jeremy Gilbert to Date Rapist Ken."

"He's not a date rapist! That's Ray Maxwell. He graduated two years ahead of us."

"He's drinking Jagerbombs."

"So?"

"So only douchebags drink Jagerbombs."

Caroline sighs, picking up his glass of scotch and taking a sip. "Okay, then you pick a guy."

Damon scans the Grill before pointing to a guy with dark hair and broad shoulders playing pool. "Him."

Caroline's brow furrows. "You think?"

Damon nods. "Yeah, he's the one."

Caroline gets to her feet, fluffing her hair. "Okay. You stay here."

"Why? I picked him."

"Yeah and you're scary and offensive."

Damon opens his mouth to object before nodding in agreement, picking up his scotch again.

The witch was going to owe him big time.

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bambiscott June 10 2011, 12:47:16 UTC
so funny. I love when Caroline and Damon react. and the best line Date Rapist Ken. Made me laugh so hard even I know its not a funny subject but when Damon says it you know you can smirk.

Even though I love my Ben&Jerry I like the idea of them setting Bonnie up with someone.

This could work as a couple parter I can just picture what Bonnie would say to them lol.

Thanks for writing my prompts.

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