Presidential Candidates
Should you find yourself unimpressed by the major candidates running for President, check out some of the following lesser known candidates.
Emperor Ceasar - No real information other than his amusing name.
HRM Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte Emperor
God -Priest of the Vegetarian Benedictine
Abdul (Kareem) Muhammad -Wants to move up from President of his Central Housing Committee and Neighborhood Council
Alfred Lawrence Patterson - AKA Jesus Bilal Islam Allah with an AA in Liberal Arts and GPA of 2.8
Primus -if only it were the band and not the Treasurer of the Local Board of Education
Ole' Savior -I don't think the Savior would have anything to do with the Gallup Poll
Keith Robert Sprankle -Lives in Everett. His last name sounds a bit dirty.
Da Vid -He's a doctor and founder of the Light Party.
Matthew D. Pinnavaia -I could totally see W. hanging out with this guy. But no chance he'd ever pronounce his last name
Dal Anthony LaMagna -From "Paulsbo, WA" and a Catholic Buddhist.
Pastor Kok III -Not sure what to say, seems very religious, but sure likes his last name.
Bennie Lee Ferguson -I'm sure he wouldn't be the first cross-dresser in the Whitehouse
Jerry Leon Carroll -This guy looks like he's still high from the "Multiple Universities and Colleges" he can't seem to remember in the '60s
Emperor Ceasar - No real information other than his amusing name.
HRM Caesar St Augustine De Buonaparte Emperor
God -Priest of the Vegetarian Benedictine
Abdul (Kareem) Muhammad -Wants to move up from President of his Central Housing Committee and Neighborhood Council
Alfred Lawrence Patterson - AKA Jesus Bilal Islam Allah with an AA in Liberal Arts and GPA of 2.8
Primus -if only it were the band and not the Treasurer of the Local Board of Education
Ole' Savior -I don't think the Savior would have anything to do with the Gallup Poll
Keith Robert Sprankle -Lives in Everett. His last name sounds a bit dirty.
Da Vid -He's a doctor and founder of the Light Party.
Matthew D. Pinnavaia -I could totally see W. hanging out with this guy. But no chance he'd ever pronounce his last name
Dal Anthony LaMagna -From "Paulsbo, WA" and a Catholic Buddhist.
Pastor Kok III -Not sure what to say, seems very religious, but sure likes his last name.
Bennie Lee Ferguson -I'm sure he wouldn't be the first cross-dresser in the Whitehouse
Jerry Leon Carroll -This guy looks like he's still high from the "Multiple Universities and Colleges" he can't seem to remember in the '60s