"Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly"

[tosei]

I'll allow that being in college is generally making me smarter, but I think that listening to the sorority girls/elementary ed majors in my Communications for Teachers class is actually killing my brain cells, so I don't think I can report a net gain of knowledge or wisdom this semester. Grade check was a couple weeks ago: straight B's...you might wonder how I'm making a B in health class. It's easy: I show up, am counted present, and then spend the rest of class reading a book, doodling, imagining premises for hilarious new sitcoms, fantasizing about dictatorial power, coming up with puns to try out on lisa, and occasionally dozing off while sitting up straight. In other words, the class is exactly like high school, so I do the exact same things I did for 4 years in high school. Until I get that job at the DMV I've always hoped for, I'll likely never exhibit such pure, transcendant slack-assedness at something I'm supposed to be taking seriously ever again. But I kid-I would much rather work at the post office.

I got some sculpey recently in a http://www.dickblick.com binge. What should I make with it?