bananany goodness
i.wish.i.were.a.banana...so.i.cud.wear.the.pjs.that.those.banana.people.used.to.wear..u.kno.wat.im
talking.bout..i.even.forgot.the.name.of.it...i.think.its.like.BANANAS.IN.PIJAMAS..yea.i.think.thats
right.cuz.now.i.dont.wear.pjs..i.dunno.why.i.just.dont...o.but.if.i.was.a.banana.things.would.be.so.much
more.different.like.for.example.i.wud.look.more.like.this:
mmmm..i.would.look.sexy.if.i.was.covered.in.peanut.butter..mm.peanut.butter
o.and.if.i.had.little.pjs.oh.i.would.be.the.coolest.banana.on.the.block
oo.i.look.like.a.penis.with.a.smiley.face.wearing.pjs.and.a.rather.large.stick.sticking.out.of.my.piss.hole
but.ive.head.from.other.sources.that.being.a.banana.isnt.such.a.good.thing..now.why.wud.that.be?.
besides.the.no.walking.if.u.have.no.pyjamas.rule(yes,.i.have.realized.it.has.been.misspelled)they.say.u
egt.all.brown.and.mushy..but.cant.that.be.a.good.thing?..well.urm.we.can.say.this.would.be.a.form.of
banana.racism...ahh!!!hes.brown.u.cant.eat.him....banana.predjudice.sure.does.suck.(a.pic.of.some.bana
being.discriminated.shall.b.located.here.as.soon.as.i.get.around.to.making.it.on.photoshop7)
so.i.think.that.this.entry.shud.end.with.a.little.recipe.for.peanut.butter.bananas
PEANUT BUTTER BANANAS
1 banana(make.sure.its.a.nice.yellow.banana..dont.want.any.of.those.shtinky.mushy.brown.ones.now.do.we?)
URm...some peanut butter
directions
...cover.the.non.brown.banana.in.the.peanut.butter.substance.with.a.knife.or.fork.or.fingers..make.sure
to.give.some.of.the.peanut.butter.to.the.dogs.so.that.they.too.may.enjoy.the.peanut.buttery.goodness.of
it.and.so.u.can.see.them.make.funny.things.with.their.tounges.and.then.bite.into.the.banana.and.watch
ureself.to.strange.mysterious.things.with.ure.tounge.trying.to.get.it.off.the.roof.of.ure.mouth..there
is.a.fear.of.that.i.just.can.remember.it.in.the.mean.time.lets.call.it
peanutbutterygoodnessstucktotheroofofuremouthphobia..someone.can.post.the.real.name.of.it.later..i.dont
feel.like.research.right.at.this.moment.too.busy.sitting.on.my.ass.
talking.bout..i.even.forgot.the.name.of.it...i.think.its.like.BANANAS.IN.PIJAMAS..yea.i.think.thats
right.cuz.now.i.dont.wear.pjs..i.dunno.why.i.just.dont...o.but.if.i.was.a.banana.things.would.be.so.much
more.different.like.for.example.i.wud.look.more.like.this:
mmmm..i.would.look.sexy.if.i.was.covered.in.peanut.butter..mm.peanut.butter
o.and.if.i.had.little.pjs.oh.i.would.be.the.coolest.banana.on.the.block
oo.i.look.like.a.penis.with.a.smiley.face.wearing.pjs.and.a.rather.large.stick.sticking.out.of.my.piss.hole
but.ive.head.from.other.sources.that.being.a.banana.isnt.such.a.good.thing..now.why.wud.that.be?.
besides.the.no.walking.if.u.have.no.pyjamas.rule(yes,.i.have.realized.it.has.been.misspelled)they.say.u
egt.all.brown.and.mushy..but.cant.that.be.a.good.thing?..well.urm.we.can.say.this.would.be.a.form.of
banana.racism...ahh!!!hes.brown.u.cant.eat.him....banana.predjudice.sure.does.suck.(a.pic.of.some.bana
being.discriminated.shall.b.located.here.as.soon.as.i.get.around.to.making.it.on.photoshop7)
so.i.think.that.this.entry.shud.end.with.a.little.recipe.for.peanut.butter.bananas
PEANUT BUTTER BANANAS
1 banana(make.sure.its.a.nice.yellow.banana..dont.want.any.of.those.shtinky.mushy.brown.ones.now.do.we?)
URm...some peanut butter
directions
...cover.the.non.brown.banana.in.the.peanut.butter.substance.with.a.knife.or.fork.or.fingers..make.sure
to.give.some.of.the.peanut.butter.to.the.dogs.so.that.they.too.may.enjoy.the.peanut.buttery.goodness.of
it.and.so.u.can.see.them.make.funny.things.with.their.tounges.and.then.bite.into.the.banana.and.watch
ureself.to.strange.mysterious.things.with.ure.tounge.trying.to.get.it.off.the.roof.of.ure.mouth..there
is.a.fear.of.that.i.just.can.remember.it.in.the.mean.time.lets.call.it
peanutbutterygoodnessstucktotheroofofuremouthphobia..someone.can.post.the.real.name.of.it.later..i.dont
feel.like.research.right.at.this.moment.too.busy.sitting.on.my.ass.