Party Pills & Drunken Thrills
I don't know whether or not I like party pills. I keep taking them, so I mustn't think 'bad' of them or anything. In fact I have no idea what I'm talking about.
Taking a couple of pills in the lead up to waiting in line for a concert = fine. However...with an onset of cold/flu symptoms, this should be avoided. Unless you want to end up like me...totally exhausted, crashing out on the streets of auckland, singing songs to yourself, and yelling at innocent passers by.
Taking said pills at a bar is fine to...but not when you are severely intoxicated. This leads to hallucinations, the ability to think you are inhuman, and the sudden need to touch everyone. Yes, that was me nearly a year ago at 6ft. 2 people know of what happened. It was an accident. I'm over it. I'm just greatful that Paul is my friend, and he let me crash out on the couch in the back room. If i was anyone else, I would've been told to fuck off.
In fact I mostly take pills when i'm at 6ft. So i'm either off my face on 'legal' drugs, or drunk on Jack Daniels, or smoking myself into an early grave....or emerging from the back room smelling slightly of an illegal substance. It wasn't me, I swear. I am innocent remember. Anywho...I tried the strongest pills that Herbal Heaven had, called 'mystique'. I was oddly happy that night. And then AJ decided to pick me up and spin me around and around and arou...*vomits on screen*.
Depending on how I feel on saturday night, I may just take some more. Yes, I intend to drink (even though i'm not supposed to). Yes, I am on medication to sort out my stupid sickness. But who cares. If i fall into a coma, feel free to poke me with a stick or draw on my face with vivid.
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I think my happiest day will be when Kenny forgets all about what happened with the Jagermeister one night. He won't serve it to me. He always jokes about it. I never ask for it anyway because even the sight of it makes me cringe with disgust. Jagermeister is evil I say...but Kenny shouldn't mock me..I mean afterall, I'm not the one who got sick just by eating a fucking pizza!!! mwuahahahaha *laugh of senseless mockery*
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I'm not sure whether I should be completely off my fucking face on saturday. WW4 are playing, which is all good. But i have to be slightly coherent for when Paul wants to talk to me. And Greg Page...oh no...he will cause trouble i'm sure. Like the time when Leanne and I took him to firecats to watch the ugly strippers, and we somehow ended up in that giant roundabout near the founders theatre fountains. So much fun...I think O_O
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To certain males out there, I say to you this...
"Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi"
Rock on, you loveable gimp!
Taking a couple of pills in the lead up to waiting in line for a concert = fine. However...with an onset of cold/flu symptoms, this should be avoided. Unless you want to end up like me...totally exhausted, crashing out on the streets of auckland, singing songs to yourself, and yelling at innocent passers by.
Taking said pills at a bar is fine to...but not when you are severely intoxicated. This leads to hallucinations, the ability to think you are inhuman, and the sudden need to touch everyone. Yes, that was me nearly a year ago at 6ft. 2 people know of what happened. It was an accident. I'm over it. I'm just greatful that Paul is my friend, and he let me crash out on the couch in the back room. If i was anyone else, I would've been told to fuck off.
In fact I mostly take pills when i'm at 6ft. So i'm either off my face on 'legal' drugs, or drunk on Jack Daniels, or smoking myself into an early grave....or emerging from the back room smelling slightly of an illegal substance. It wasn't me, I swear. I am innocent remember. Anywho...I tried the strongest pills that Herbal Heaven had, called 'mystique'. I was oddly happy that night. And then AJ decided to pick me up and spin me around and around and arou...*vomits on screen*.
Depending on how I feel on saturday night, I may just take some more. Yes, I intend to drink (even though i'm not supposed to). Yes, I am on medication to sort out my stupid sickness. But who cares. If i fall into a coma, feel free to poke me with a stick or draw on my face with vivid.
.................
I think my happiest day will be when Kenny forgets all about what happened with the Jagermeister one night. He won't serve it to me. He always jokes about it. I never ask for it anyway because even the sight of it makes me cringe with disgust. Jagermeister is evil I say...but Kenny shouldn't mock me..I mean afterall, I'm not the one who got sick just by eating a fucking pizza!!! mwuahahahaha *laugh of senseless mockery*
.................
I'm not sure whether I should be completely off my fucking face on saturday. WW4 are playing, which is all good. But i have to be slightly coherent for when Paul wants to talk to me. And Greg Page...oh no...he will cause trouble i'm sure. Like the time when Leanne and I took him to firecats to watch the ugly strippers, and we somehow ended up in that giant roundabout near the founders theatre fountains. So much fun...I think O_O
.................
To certain males out there, I say to you this...
"Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi"
Rock on, you loveable gimp!