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[torture_chamber]

hahaha a funny conversation i had with lindsay that i thought was worth sharing..

Luv2luvU444: i don wanna go to work i had to run out there to get something and i said hi how r u to like 3 people out there and they all were like....whats wrong with ur eye
DrunKi MkGeeE: haha. tell them gabe had the shits and got you in the eye.
DrunKi MkGeeE: !!!
DrunKi MkGeeE: and you dont want to clean it off cus the smell reminds you of home.. and thats the only place you want to be !
Luv2luvU444: LMAO!
Luv2luvU444: thats fucking hilarious
DrunKi MkGeeE: or you can tell them that your eyebrows werent straight enough, so you tried straightening them.. and by the time you realized they werent long enough to go through the straightening machine, it was too late.. the damage was done.
Luv2luvU444: lmao
Luv2luvU444: its under my eye
DrunKi MkGeeE: okay.. go for the poopie story.
Luv2luvU444: lmao
DrunKi MkGeeE: or tell them you were attacked by a horned monkey with sharp teeth and a boner.. and you really dont want to talk about it
Luv2luvU444: Im really gonna use that one
Luv2luvU444: lmao
DrunKi MkGeeE: haha thats a good one.. probably my favorite :-)
Luv2luvU444: lmao I will have people cracking up