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I hate female bartenders. They kinda snarl at you.
I went to Berries in the Grove. I havent been there in a while. I thought i was going to listen to some live jazz but there was none tonight. I asked the bartender if there was going to be jazz later and he asked the manager. I heard him say "apparently not". I heard them giggle. I told them that "apparently" the fat lazy fuck that updates the website needs to get off of the coke and make some changes.
So I just had an Incredible Hulk. Hypnotic+cognac. $8. What a steal. An even bigger steal when i whipped out my book and started reading at the bar. What a conversation piece. Three Hulks later...
I then made convo with a lady who sat next to me. She was 52, didnt look a day over 40. Also lives in NYC. Also in miami for "family issues". Haha silly. I love it the way i can easily make conversation with someone at least twice my age easier than i can with someone who is the same age.
I had my eyes dilated today. I couldnt see squat for 3 hrs. We went to Shorty's in South Miami. A personal pitcher is $4.09. I got a years worth supply of contact lenses too. He told me that the shit he squirted in my eyes was in the "cane" family: novicaine, prilocaine, lidocaine, cocaine. Two methyl propanes...a butane...something like that. I told him that my drug of choice was sugarcane.
I'm eating cold Pad Thai. When its cold it sucks. My noom thinks shes gonna get some. I put some on the floor. Holy shit, Wumby is getting bigger bigger.
Omg and i went to the bank today to check out my balance in the ATM. The guy before me totally had his account still opened. He has $951 dollars available and he owed about $4,000...sucked for him. The devil in me said: Tori jss click on "cash" then enter the amount of $500. Take it, and RUN!!!!!!! He wont miss it, he's already in debt. It's RIGHT THERE!!! He left hit account open FOR YOU!!!!
Then the angel in me said: Tori, if you do it, you will get busted like a Peep in the microwave. You have money, Exit his shit and move on. His stupidity is not worth your troubles.
... i felt a tear brew while i exited his shit.
Im going to scool tomorrow to take care of a few pre-grad school things. Maybe i will see you. If not, too bad.
I make sleep.
I went to Berries in the Grove. I havent been there in a while. I thought i was going to listen to some live jazz but there was none tonight. I asked the bartender if there was going to be jazz later and he asked the manager. I heard him say "apparently not". I heard them giggle. I told them that "apparently" the fat lazy fuck that updates the website needs to get off of the coke and make some changes.
So I just had an Incredible Hulk. Hypnotic+cognac. $8. What a steal. An even bigger steal when i whipped out my book and started reading at the bar. What a conversation piece. Three Hulks later...
I then made convo with a lady who sat next to me. She was 52, didnt look a day over 40. Also lives in NYC. Also in miami for "family issues". Haha silly. I love it the way i can easily make conversation with someone at least twice my age easier than i can with someone who is the same age.
I had my eyes dilated today. I couldnt see squat for 3 hrs. We went to Shorty's in South Miami. A personal pitcher is $4.09. I got a years worth supply of contact lenses too. He told me that the shit he squirted in my eyes was in the "cane" family: novicaine, prilocaine, lidocaine, cocaine. Two methyl propanes...a butane...something like that. I told him that my drug of choice was sugarcane.
I'm eating cold Pad Thai. When its cold it sucks. My noom thinks shes gonna get some. I put some on the floor. Holy shit, Wumby is getting bigger bigger.
Omg and i went to the bank today to check out my balance in the ATM. The guy before me totally had his account still opened. He has $951 dollars available and he owed about $4,000...sucked for him. The devil in me said: Tori jss click on "cash" then enter the amount of $500. Take it, and RUN!!!!!!! He wont miss it, he's already in debt. It's RIGHT THERE!!! He left hit account open FOR YOU!!!!
Then the angel in me said: Tori, if you do it, you will get busted like a Peep in the microwave. You have money, Exit his shit and move on. His stupidity is not worth your troubles.
... i felt a tear brew while i exited his shit.
Im going to scool tomorrow to take care of a few pre-grad school things. Maybe i will see you. If not, too bad.
I make sleep.