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Sep 13, 2012 09:11

I got my ass up early this morning to go to the gym. It was well worth it too..got a nice workout in. Need to shed the poundage.
Although, I found a lost ipod nano (p.s identical to mine) on one of the treadmills. Ok, i took it because i know anyone else would have stolen it. I'm going to drop it off after work and call them in a few to see it anyone came by to claim it. Im so good.
I was tempted to see what kind of music is on this thing, however.
I just HAD to.
Here are my findings:

I put it on shuffle.
The first song that played was the Barbie song by Aqua. I was imediately scared, but then i quickly concluded that the owner is a girl. The next songs were DMX, then Journey, then Billy Joel, Cassie, TLC, Foreigner, 50 cent, G. Love, Eagle Eye Cherry...not a bad selection at all, yet very random.
Then came The Rose by Bette Midler. I further concluded that the owner is either a girl or a gay guy.
Then there was Ace of Base and Backstreet Boys (further supporting my gay guy hypothesis).
I was then surprised to find a 52 min. bible lecture by Rabbi Kelerman.

I quickly switched my conclusion to a
1) young jewish girl or
2) young jewish gay guy. (both possibly religous)
Im sorry but you HAVE to be a jew to put old testament bible stories on ur ipod. Either that or a hard core convert. Either way, I think its a bit extreme.

So after some more Panic at the Disco, Boys to Men, Everclear, Sublime, Cher, Chili Peppers and Nirvana, there was Israeli trance.

My final conclusion is a young jewish israeli girl who has good taste in music (minus Aqua).
This concludes the Lost Ipod Theory.
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