16 :: Backdated to Saturday [Accidental Voice]

Mar 15, 2010 10:54

-ave to tell me. I know it's my bir---Oh, go to hell!

[It's hard to determine with whom Squalo is arguing. Their response is drowned out by the sound of someone rummaging around in a cupboard.]

Uh huh. Is that right? Well, I can tell you what to do with those candles.

[A short laugh might be heard through the background noise, but that ( Read more... )

not so happy atm, birthday, no cake dammit, clumsy in old age?, urge to kill, a loving family, i want a day off, just trying to make breakfast here

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who cares if i'm 3 or 4 days late........../ ♛ VOICE! stormpop March 18 2010, 07:03:16 UTC
[please ignore the rustling of fabric in the background. he's not putting dirt in your pillows...]

Grandma, come back! The prince has a song to sing for you~

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Why, not I :D........../ ♛ VOICE! torrenziale March 18 2010, 15:11:31 UTC
[Right now he's more focused on 'Grandma' than anything. That eye of his? Yeah. It's twitching.]

VOOOOOOOIII!

I don't want your shitty song. The prince can shove it.

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let's pretend i can html....../ ♛ VOICE! stormpop March 19 2010, 07:55:35 UTC
[totally ignoring how pissed off squalo sounds before breaking out into princely song.]

Happy birthday to you~♪ You belong in a zoo~♪ You look like a monkey and you smell like one too~♪

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i can do that - for a price >)....../ ♛ VOICE! torrenziale March 19 2010, 20:30:43 UTC
[Oh Bel, that song was really lovely, but Squalo just doesn't have the refinement to give it the appreciation it clearly deserves. Cue some angry spluttering instead.]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Where are you brat? I want to make sure to thank you in person.

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|///) i can pay you with my love...is that acceptable.../ ♛ VOICE! stormpop March 20 2010, 02:34:45 UTC
[oh, that sounded a little dangerous, hey-- it was squalo's birthday, and what kind of prince would belphegor be if he didn't indulge his poor, geriatric friend?]

That's for me to know and you to find out, Sharkface. We both know I love hide&seek...~

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lahve lahve lahve...hm i was thinking a cash bribe but that'll work.../ ♛ VOICE! torrenziale March 21 2010, 23:00:54 UTC
Uh huh. But it's my birthday, so I think we'll play seek & destroy instead.

[He starts to slowly listen and look for signs of Bel on the firs floor first.]

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do you accept payment in the form of pennies......../ ♛ VOICE! stormpop March 21 2010, 23:08:11 UTC
It may be your birthday but I'm a prince so you still have to listen to me. ♥

[oh shit. well, this is a horrible time to be in squalo's room, tampering with his property. he's not quite sure how he's going to explain why there is indeed dirt in his pillows, so instead he begins to quietly look for a method of escape.]

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only if minted before 1982......../ ♛ VOICE! torrenziale March 21 2010, 23:36:38 UTC
[Hurry, hurry, Bel. Squalo is now climbing the stairs~]

Voi! I listen to your royal nonsense all the time - but I just do what I want to do.

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oh no.....all my pennies are of the ancient mesopotamian variety..../ ♛ VOICE!/ACTION! stormpop March 21 2010, 23:46:08 UTC
[he doesn't exactly have time to develop this plan as much as he'd like to, so he slides a knife out of his sleeve, stands by the door and cracks it open.]

Ushishishi--It's that kind of talk that gets you in trouble all the time.

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oooh every numismatist's dream right there..../ ♛ VOICE!/ACTION! torrenziale March 22 2010, 17:54:40 UTC
What talk is that? I know exactly what I'm doing, brat.

[First stop on the second floor is the storage room at the top of the stairs. He quickly scans the hallway then opens the door.]

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that's not the only dream i can make come true....../ ♛ ACTION! stormpop March 23 2010, 05:04:23 UTC
[welp, that's his queue. he bursts out of the door and dart's down the hall. if squalo was crazy enough to try to catch him, he'd just knock the both of them down the stairs. breaking his neck was probably better than whatever squalo had in store for him.]

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oho...because... i've always wanted a pony....../ ♛ ACTION! torrenziale March 23 2010, 15:09:48 UTC
[The hell?! Squalo turns in time to see the prince speeding down the stairs out of his reach then glances back at his open door and makes a face. Oh, goddammit! A small, morbidly curious part of him wants to check out his room, because he knows Bel has done something to it...but that can wait. Right now, pummeling the brat has top priority, and he thunders down the stairs after him.]

HEEEEEY!

[ooc: hiatusing for a trip tomorrow, so if i don't reply, that's why^^]

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bbgirl i'm like robot unicorn, i'll make sure your pony breathes fire and sings too/ ♛ ACTION! stormpop March 29 2010, 07:54:35 UTC
[he was betting on squalo being shrewd enough to check his room but he knew better than to rely on things like predictability when it came to the violent mess of teeth and curses. he intents to lock himself in the bathroom until squalo calms down (aka until half past never), so that's precisely where he's headed as he sprints down the hall.]

[ooc: have fun and i hope you have/had a safe trip! o///o i'll miss you......♥]

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