4 :: Poison Cooking? [Action]

Aug 21, 2009 16:21

[Squalo is sitting in front of House 15 reading. Upon closer inspection, one can see splotches of red staining his hair. Has the Varia assassin snapped and done away with his Vongola housemates?! Nah. It's not blood; it's just tomato sauce ( Read more... )

stupid brat, cooking is overrated, is it edible?, oil got too hot

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rossovento August 21 2009, 22:44:24 UTC
[ Peaks his head out the window... time for the ultimate insult. ]

You're worse than my sister.

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torrenziale August 21 2009, 22:50:26 UTC
[Ouch. He doesn't look up from his book and answers stiffly.]

Vooi, what are you talking about, brat?

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rossovento August 21 2009, 23:10:19 UTC
I'm saying my sister--- the Poison Scorpion ---is better at cooking than you are.

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torrenziale August 21 2009, 23:30:32 UTC
[He slams his book closed, glares, and pretty much lies through his teeth.]

WHAAAAT?! It's burned not poison cooking! It's not. That Bad!

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rossovento August 21 2009, 23:36:04 UTC
You'll still get killed by both.

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torrenziale August 21 2009, 23:43:08 UTC
One more word out of you, and I'll POUR that sludge down your goddamn throat!

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rossovento August 21 2009, 23:55:07 UTC
Tch, I'd like to see you try.

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torrenziale August 21 2009, 23:58:51 UTC
[Squalo sets down his book and gets to his feet.]

You know, I can't resist a challenge, brat.

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rossovento August 22 2009, 00:00:35 UTC
A challenge based on cooking makes you seem like a damned woman.

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torrenziale August 22 2009, 00:04:03 UTC
[He grins widely and walks to the door.]

See, the challenge isn't based on how well I cook. It's about making you eat it...

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rossovento August 22 2009, 00:05:06 UTC
Good luck.

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torrenziale August 22 2009, 00:10:40 UTC
HA HA! VOI! I don't need to rely on luck - but you might.

[He steps inside the house and goes to the kitchen first. Come out, come little brat. Where are you hiding?]

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rossovento August 22 2009, 00:11:26 UTC
[ since he was talking to you through the window, I'd start there. ]

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torrenziale August 22 2009, 00:18:28 UTC
[(whoops. i need to look at the house layout?) Squalo sees Gokudera still by the window and leans upon the jamb, blocking the doorway to the room with his body.]

Heeeeey! Looks like you and I have little dinner date, brat.

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rossovento August 22 2009, 00:21:33 UTC
I'm canceling my plans.

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torrenziale August 22 2009, 00:28:49 UTC
Nah, I don't think so. I don't like being stood up.

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