Jul 22, 2009 15:00
Nngh. Whu…wait a mi…
[Silence hangs heavily. Suddenly, the gentle peace of the forest is shattered by an explosion of terrified birdcalls and violent rustling of leaves, which can just barely be made out over an unearthly howl of…]
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
What’s going ooonn here? Where the hell is my swoooooord…and my clothes?! Goddamnit!
[There is a brief pause and some scuffing noises that sound almost as if someone is attempting to see behind their back.]
What. What? What?!
Someone is gonna paaay for this. I will Cut. Them. Up.
wings,
arrival,
i am calm dammit,
voooii,
wtf,
this is not a tantrum