23 :: [Accidental Voice]

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...you want me to cook for you.

...

. . .

THE HELL KIND OF POWER TRIP DO YOU THINK YOU'RE ON?!

VOOOOOIII!

Get someone else to do it cause that is not in my fucking job description. So let's go over this once again, shall we? I am the boss of the Varia not You. You are the son of the Ninth and not my boss until the old man kicks it

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[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI!!!!

[Not as loud as Squalo's but it's not as if she is actually trying to, she is just mocking him.]

Squ-qu, when are you going to get through your tiny brain that your job depends on my dad? Learn some respect already you dimwit! And go get me something cute from the stores, there aren't enough cute and chic things in my room.

[Voice]

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[Squ-qu? ...Squ-qu? Oh HELL no! That is not gonna fly.]

Very funny, Mammon. VOOOII quit messing around before my sword cuts you back down to size. I'm not in the mood for your games.

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

[Well, him not obbeying isn't something new. He's just stupid like that, to not do as the boss' daughter tells him to do, she has as much of authority as her father! So long as her father doesn't say otherwise... That 'Mammon' thing is new, though.]

Eeeeh? You finally got retard after so many hits to your head? Who is Mammon?

And you wouldn't dare to raise your stick at me. You know very well my dad will blast you if you try that. He doesn't frigging want to have more children, even I know that!

[And she doesn't complain. After all it means she gets no competition and he actually has to worry about her enough to keep her alive unless he wants the Vongola going to the hands of some distant relative. Which he doesn't want.]

[Voice]

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[Fiiiine. He'll play along, a little bit, for now.] You, dumbass! You're Mammon.

[He laughs because he is totally clueless about her background. He's pretty sure she's just pulling some stupid joke.] And why the hell should I care about your father?

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

What?

[He really has gotten too many hits to his head, right? Damn, she should have obeyed her father earlier and leave the throwing of things to him, maybe then Squalo would have lasted a bit more.]

My name is Viper, you scumbag!! Vi-per! Get it memorized or Lussuria will get another corpse to his collection of toys and the Varia a leader with more brains!

[She sounds honestly pissed off. Short tempered. Like father, like daughter.]

Man, you really have gotten useless, haven't you? You don't even remember who your boss is? Well, future boss, grandfather is still the Vongola Boss... But he is not here so my father is the official Vongola Boss here!!

[My father has a bigger car, mode on.]

[Voice]

[torrenziale]

VOI! Watch who you're calling scumbag, trash.

And I know who my boss is, thanks. But you seem to have forgotten that I'm yours. [The rest of her words start to sink in at this, though they make no sense.]

...The fuck are you trying to pull here, "Viper."

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

Wooow, arrogant much? Papa may have assigned you as my tutor but that doesn't make you my boss!

[Yet she demands to be considered part of the Varia because they are her toys.]

I'm not trying to pull anything, Squ-qu. If this is another stupid test to prove that I'm worth of the frigging position of Vongola Decimo Primo, I'm more than ready for it. You better have tons of bandages, scumbag, I promise you it's going to hurt.

[And to prove her words, Squalo will get an illusion attack right there. Enjoy the feeling of sky flames instead of mist ones.]

[Voice]

[torrenziale]

[Pappa this, pappa that, blah, blah, blah. Squalo was getting tired of it.]

Listen up, Mammon. If you don't stop spouting this fucking nonsense, I'm gonna...

[And that threat is conveniently lost in a ball of flame. Thankfully, Squalo managed to dodge, but that doesn't mean he isn't feeling a little singed. When he comes back, he is smoldering, literally and otherwise.]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

[Blah, blah, blah, Mammon, blah, blah, blah. The second part is worthier of attention.]

The one who hits first, hits twice! Why should I just sit and wait for you to come to me for the stupid test? Rather, why should I even have to sit and stand any insult?

Mu~, as if any Vongola boss would sit and let scumbags doubt them in such a way so easily. Bring it on! I'll kick your ass to the next millennium if that's what it takes to prove you that I'm the future Vongola Decimo Primo!

[Voice]

[torrenziale]

...Vongola. Decimo. Primo.

Xanxus with a daughter? [Technically that would explain the sky flames and the attitude, but very the thought of it is so absurd that...]

HAHAHAHAHA! VOI! Where are you, brat? I got to see this for myself.

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

That's what I said. And you have known that since ever, you idiot.

[This is too stupid even for him to be playing dumb. She blinks at the question.]

At my room, where else?

[Room that got an immediate redecoration the moment she woke up and saw it. The previously dark, quite bare room is now full of color and things and "treasures" she has been collecting since she got here.]

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[Considering that as good of an invitation as any, Squalo makes his way to "Viper's" room. He doesn't knock - because that's not how he does things. He kicks the partially opened door...and stares at the change.

Holy. Fuck. What is this?

Then he prepares to duck.]

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[thebossdaughter]

[Ducking may be what saves him from the flying glass (of strawberry milk) that goes flying his way the moment he enters the room without knocking.]

Mu~, learn to knock or I'll sue you for sexual harassment!