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Today I bought finger condoms...
I thought they were funny but seeing as I dont have any suppositories or whatever theyre called, to make use of them with, they will sit here on the desk and remind me that I wasted 99 cents on latex....
I found needles hidden in my boxes of stuff today... All gunked up with brown residue... stuck myself in my right hand with one too... Im guessing I have the patrons at red carpet to thank for this... Im not sure what I should do exactly. Im waiting for the lady of the house to wake up but I dont know how to explain to her that Ive been stuck with a dirty sharp, and how it got in my possession in the first place. I dont even know how I got it in the first place...
Im going to go wash my hand again...
I thought they were funny but seeing as I dont have any suppositories or whatever theyre called, to make use of them with, they will sit here on the desk and remind me that I wasted 99 cents on latex....
I found needles hidden in my boxes of stuff today... All gunked up with brown residue... stuck myself in my right hand with one too... Im guessing I have the patrons at red carpet to thank for this... Im not sure what I should do exactly. Im waiting for the lady of the house to wake up but I dont know how to explain to her that Ive been stuck with a dirty sharp, and how it got in my possession in the first place. I dont even know how I got it in the first place...
Im going to go wash my hand again...