i don't even know what to say about this

[toronja]

A while ago, I requested that mistyzeo write me some Jared is a size queen fic. She hasn't written it yet, so she told me to keep bugging her about it. So tonight, instead of doing research, I wrote a little story...

Rated R for, uh, language, Jensen's dick, large and inappropriate pictures, shitty paint editing, and general ridiculousness.

Comments

[13chapters]

I giggled so much looking at this, bb!

I hope those Jensen's cock pictures are manipped because I'm a little afraid of Jenny's monster schlong now, tbh.

[toronja]

Heehee, yay, thanks! I know, I'm a little terrified too...

[dugindeep]

I saw them before and they are slightly manipped. He's got a good package, but not THAT big a package.

[13chapters]

Oh thank you lord.

[dugindeep]

It's still pretty obvious in the photo, but maybe an inch or two shorter?

[13chapters]

Okay, I think I can go back to lusting after Jensen without fear at this point.

[dugindeep]

Do you fear the rupture of your uterus?

[13chapters]

Essentially, yes.

And uterus rupture is something no one needs.

[dugindeep]

Tis true. I was once with a guy who was HUUUUUGE and I was sore for a day or so after. But well worth it :-D

[13chapters]

It occurs to me that we're talking like I'm actually in danger of having sex with Jensen. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaa.

[dugindeep]

Hahah, well, yes, I was going to remark on that, but figured, as your friend, I would allow you to keep dreaming <333

[phoenix_greece]

hi just read you saying manip and i looked them up and yes your right. ^^ lol I loved the original ones so much to death (cause he is pretty big nontheless) and I never compared them cause I thought they were the same

but I believe it isnt such a false pic of him... just say here he is already half hard and there you go. *lol* I bet Jensen grows more than two inch when he gets full hard.^^

but just curious the second picture (in the Car of him) is that maniped too? Cause its a lot harder to find that in the over hundret episodes of supernatural . :D

bye.

Big ACKLES FOR THE WIN!

[dugindeep]

Hahahah well I don't measurements or logistics but I'd imagine that perhaps the light is also helping to play tricks on that angle. And Dean typically wears darker jeans, so I'm not sure we can truly determine size until someone release a sex tape :)

[katsheswims]

I'm pretty sure that is the episode "Simon Says". Dean is reaching for his gun when Andy comes to the window. But I could be wrong.