tegans a slut!
dear friends,
hilarious banter
Sara introduces "I Was Married" by saying marriage is not for her and is not always for everyone:
Audience Member: "Will you marry me??"
Sara: "...in this day and age [marriage] sort of has complicated... uhh... a complicated set of circumstances because it's not available for everyone and I think that's sort of unfair."
Audience: "So was that a yes or no?"
Sara: "No... I won't marry you."
Tegan: "She's an ice queen, you don't want her anyway."
Sara: "It's nothing against you personally."
Tegan: "She doesn't want to move to england."
Sara: "I just don't want to get into that whole, you know... I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then... you know, that kind of shit."
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: "Thanks for asking. that's very nice."
Sara: "Apparently Tegan is really into this person so perhaps they want to get married."
Audience: "Tegan will you marry me?"
Tegan: "Sure."
Sara: "God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there..."
Tegan: "No, I just think it's good for our balance... you know, you're dark, I'm light... you're bad, I'm good... you say no, I say yes... you're mean, I'm nice..."
Sara: "I have standards, you're a slut..."
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: "Well I'm still nice!"
Sara: "And a slut..."
hilarious banter
Click to viewSara introduces "I Was Married" by saying marriage is not for her and is not always for everyone:
Audience Member: "Will you marry me??"
Sara: "...in this day and age [marriage] sort of has complicated... uhh... a complicated set of circumstances because it's not available for everyone and I think that's sort of unfair."
Audience: "So was that a yes or no?"
Sara: "No... I won't marry you."
Tegan: "She's an ice queen, you don't want her anyway."
Sara: "It's nothing against you personally."
Tegan: "She doesn't want to move to england."
Sara: "I just don't want to get into that whole, you know... I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then... you know, that kind of shit."
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: "Thanks for asking. that's very nice."
Sara: "Apparently Tegan is really into this person so perhaps they want to get married."
Audience: "Tegan will you marry me?"
Tegan: "Sure."
Sara: "God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there..."
Tegan: "No, I just think it's good for our balance... you know, you're dark, I'm light... you're bad, I'm good... you say no, I say yes... you're mean, I'm nice..."
Sara: "I have standards, you're a slut..."
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: "Well I'm still nice!"
Sara: "And a slut..."