Jr. Prom
I'm slightly peeved because most of the pictures on the fucking disposable camera have a fucking finger in them. But it's not just me, Anne did it too. Stupid disposable cameras.
ANYWAY!
Jr. Prom was fucking amaazing!!! I took ridiculously hot John as my date. He's a senior at a near-by high school. At my school... he is known as "Hot Gay John." And he fits that description very, VERY well.
Ed was there. Ed is sex in the flesh. He and John checked each other out all night. It was so hot. I wanted them to dance. Ed is indeed an amazing dancer.
JOHN is indeed an amazing dancer!! One of the major reasons I brought him... John loves to dance and is REALLY hot when he's doing it. Despite everyone's gross sweatiness and big poofy dresses, John danced, bumped, and grinded with everyone and anyone in reach.
Okay, wait. Back to the beginning. Yesterday, to school, I wore my hair down for the first time in years. Woot!! Anne and I left at 10:30 to go to her mom's shop to get our hair did. We made many small stops on the way... like to the bank, to Walgreens, to her house, and to mine. That finally done, we headed to her mom's hair dressing shop maboob.
Anne's hair was done first and it looked really great. She had "princess dust." Teehee.
Then was mine. I have A LOT of hair. And it's very thick. And very poo-ness. Indeed. Mair, Anne's mom, straightened it first. My hair, from root to end, is about 2 feet long. 2 feet long!!! Like... whoa. Then she did some crazy stuff and put my hair up and it was awesomely amazing looking and I love(d) it!!!
It was raining, so we wore old-lady rain-caps to the car. I came back home and there was a message from John telling me to call him for directions to my house. I called and he said he would get to my house at 6pm. I asked him to come a little earlier, so that we could get to Tracie's house by 6pm. The limo was coming at 6:30. I figured that John would come over about 5:50... but he showed up at my house at 5:30. I wasn't even dressed yet, haha.
So I got dressed and such. Then came downstairs. John looked WAY fucking hot. His tux was amazing, it had a long coat and the sleeves of his shirt came out under the sleeves of the tux and *gah* he's just so hot.
He gave me a bouquet of flowers, and then we started taking pictures. My mom took pictures and John's mom, Lisa, also took pictures, while his dad, also John, sort of mulled around behind our couch.
Eventually we went over to Tracie's, where we took a few more pictures. Tracie and her date Ben were there, and they, amazingly, matched. Ben was my date to the Freshman Dance. He rules my world. He's also a senior at a (differnt) near-by high school.
Anne and Joey showed up a few minutes later. Joey is a junior and used to go to Ben's school, but now goes to this private concept school with like... less than 50 people total (grades 4-12!). He's a hottie.
We took many pictures. Then the limo came! It was white!! We got inside!!! Haha. People took more pictures... and then we left. The lights in the limo changed colors. The divider between the driver and the back of the limo didn't go up, which was sad, but oh well.
We were the first to arrive. It was sad and dinky. We got our couple pictures taken before the rush though, and it was fun times.
Lots o people came! Kristina brought Ed. It was all a big party. Elizabeth brought J-Val! Or... um... Jonathan. Eventually the doors were opened and we went to find our tables. Ben O and his girlfriend were, strangly, at our table. Ben sat next to Ben and everyone had a grand old time with that. Especially when Ben M drank from Ben O's cup, and then they stared morphing into each other. Ben O is Quaker, and Ben M was declared Quaker because... he acts like a Quaker. And it was all just very strange, haha.
I was not informed of a vegetarian option (stupid mother fuckers) so I ate bread and greenbeans for dinner. Desert was yummy though.
MR. FOULK BROUGHT HIS BABY!!!
He was my history teacher last year... the one in love with (the movie) Stalin. And the coolest, funniest guy ever. He had a baby over spring break, named Konrad. And he brought the baby! IT WAS THE CUTEST BABY EVER!! His eyes were so big and cute. YAY!!!
Alex was there. Surprise... with Anna Joy. So Tracie was right... they're still going out. *Le Sigh* I could hate them... but that'd be low... besides... they're waay too cute together. *Nother Le Sigh*
Anyway. Dancing time began. "Milkshake" was played pretty early on. Woot!
Only a few songs were sat-out on. Songs that were un-dancable because they were not music. But mostly we spent the entire time dancing, about... 3 hours, possibly more, depending on when we started.
(Slow) dancing with John is fun. I've decided that I really enjoy his dick. Through his pants.
Nevermind.
He's so hot!!! I wish I could just video tape his hotness and share it with the world. He would make every man gay.
That'd be bad for me. I'd get no more dick. Not that I get any now.
Moving on.
John has an amazing ass.
Only one slow dance was really poo-worthy. Alex and Anna Joy were suddenly about a foot away from me and John. It made me sad. Especially when they kissed. :P We were turning opposite ways and Alex and I were about to turn and he knew I was there and we were going to look at each other and smile a friendly smile and I would have died. But right then John pulled away and twirled me around. *Heart!!!*
I fell in love with John last night.
We grinded a lot. It was yummilicious. He's pretty nastily scandelous on the dance floor. This one song... Tracie and I were both dancing with him, in a slightly provocative way, and AJ noticed. AJ... got the attention of most of his friends and had them all turn around to look at us. *Laughs hysterically* AJ is so oddly prudish. Anyway. He kept giving me weird looks whenever I grinded with John. I believe he was just jealous because I was getting more gay ass than he was. Woot!!
After prom, the limo dropped Tracie and Ben off at Alena's, and then dropped me, John, Anne, and Joey off at Emily's. We were the first ones there, so we chilled a while. My dad stopped by because he hadn't seen me earlier. Though by then, my hair was a mess. That reminds me... I need a shower... my hair is all hair-sprayed stiff and gross.
Anyway. Oh yeah. Albert drama was minimal. We all sad hello. We all said goodbye. And we didn't see him much inbetween. It could have been disasterous. It was indeed, perfectly fine.
Em's house was fun. SHE HAS THE CUTEST KITTEN IN THE WORLD!!! Ed named her SugarTit. Sugar tit!!! Or Sugar tits. Same deal.
A few of us watched X-2. Watching that with Ed was pretty fucking AWESOME because he's really funny and completely random... and ridiculously hot. I want his hot bod. Haha. Even though he's gay... and has a boyfriend, apparently! Hot shit.
John and Ed should have danced together at some point, they were SO hot.
Alas... they never did. It was still fun though.
Ed left after a while and I think I fell asleep on Joey's lap. Then John's lap. Then just on the couch by myself, haha. John laid down on the floor right next to the couch and had this huge comforter and it covered both of us... which I found to be outstandingly sweet and cute.
Morning came. There were chocolate doughnuts.
John changed back into his tux (he had borrowed some clothes from Em to sleep in) and he left. Then Em took me home.
Anne and Joey got my pictures developed for me, wootiness. The ones that my mom took were on our digital camera.
Erm... yep! I don't think I took any pictures of Emily (depressed face) or even Ed (again depressed face).
Anyway. I came home and slept for a while.
I so tired!!!
I'll put pictures in the next entry... this one is long enough as it is.
*Loves John*
~Rachel
By the end, everyone was completely disgusting. But that was a-o-k.
ANYWAY!
Jr. Prom was fucking amaazing!!! I took ridiculously hot John as my date. He's a senior at a near-by high school. At my school... he is known as "Hot Gay John." And he fits that description very, VERY well.
Ed was there. Ed is sex in the flesh. He and John checked each other out all night. It was so hot. I wanted them to dance. Ed is indeed an amazing dancer.
JOHN is indeed an amazing dancer!! One of the major reasons I brought him... John loves to dance and is REALLY hot when he's doing it. Despite everyone's gross sweatiness and big poofy dresses, John danced, bumped, and grinded with everyone and anyone in reach.
Okay, wait. Back to the beginning. Yesterday, to school, I wore my hair down for the first time in years. Woot!! Anne and I left at 10:30 to go to her mom's shop to get our hair did. We made many small stops on the way... like to the bank, to Walgreens, to her house, and to mine. That finally done, we headed to her mom's hair dressing shop maboob.
Anne's hair was done first and it looked really great. She had "princess dust." Teehee.
Then was mine. I have A LOT of hair. And it's very thick. And very poo-ness. Indeed. Mair, Anne's mom, straightened it first. My hair, from root to end, is about 2 feet long. 2 feet long!!! Like... whoa. Then she did some crazy stuff and put my hair up and it was awesomely amazing looking and I love(d) it!!!
It was raining, so we wore old-lady rain-caps to the car. I came back home and there was a message from John telling me to call him for directions to my house. I called and he said he would get to my house at 6pm. I asked him to come a little earlier, so that we could get to Tracie's house by 6pm. The limo was coming at 6:30. I figured that John would come over about 5:50... but he showed up at my house at 5:30. I wasn't even dressed yet, haha.
So I got dressed and such. Then came downstairs. John looked WAY fucking hot. His tux was amazing, it had a long coat and the sleeves of his shirt came out under the sleeves of the tux and *gah* he's just so hot.
He gave me a bouquet of flowers, and then we started taking pictures. My mom took pictures and John's mom, Lisa, also took pictures, while his dad, also John, sort of mulled around behind our couch.
Eventually we went over to Tracie's, where we took a few more pictures. Tracie and her date Ben were there, and they, amazingly, matched. Ben was my date to the Freshman Dance. He rules my world. He's also a senior at a (differnt) near-by high school.
Anne and Joey showed up a few minutes later. Joey is a junior and used to go to Ben's school, but now goes to this private concept school with like... less than 50 people total (grades 4-12!). He's a hottie.
We took many pictures. Then the limo came! It was white!! We got inside!!! Haha. People took more pictures... and then we left. The lights in the limo changed colors. The divider between the driver and the back of the limo didn't go up, which was sad, but oh well.
We were the first to arrive. It was sad and dinky. We got our couple pictures taken before the rush though, and it was fun times.
Lots o people came! Kristina brought Ed. It was all a big party. Elizabeth brought J-Val! Or... um... Jonathan. Eventually the doors were opened and we went to find our tables. Ben O and his girlfriend were, strangly, at our table. Ben sat next to Ben and everyone had a grand old time with that. Especially when Ben M drank from Ben O's cup, and then they stared morphing into each other. Ben O is Quaker, and Ben M was declared Quaker because... he acts like a Quaker. And it was all just very strange, haha.
I was not informed of a vegetarian option (stupid mother fuckers) so I ate bread and greenbeans for dinner. Desert was yummy though.
MR. FOULK BROUGHT HIS BABY!!!
He was my history teacher last year... the one in love with (the movie) Stalin. And the coolest, funniest guy ever. He had a baby over spring break, named Konrad. And he brought the baby! IT WAS THE CUTEST BABY EVER!! His eyes were so big and cute. YAY!!!
Alex was there. Surprise... with Anna Joy. So Tracie was right... they're still going out. *Le Sigh* I could hate them... but that'd be low... besides... they're waay too cute together. *Nother Le Sigh*
Anyway. Dancing time began. "Milkshake" was played pretty early on. Woot!
Only a few songs were sat-out on. Songs that were un-dancable because they were not music. But mostly we spent the entire time dancing, about... 3 hours, possibly more, depending on when we started.
(Slow) dancing with John is fun. I've decided that I really enjoy his dick. Through his pants.
Nevermind.
He's so hot!!! I wish I could just video tape his hotness and share it with the world. He would make every man gay.
That'd be bad for me. I'd get no more dick. Not that I get any now.
Moving on.
John has an amazing ass.
Only one slow dance was really poo-worthy. Alex and Anna Joy were suddenly about a foot away from me and John. It made me sad. Especially when they kissed. :P We were turning opposite ways and Alex and I were about to turn and he knew I was there and we were going to look at each other and smile a friendly smile and I would have died. But right then John pulled away and twirled me around. *Heart!!!*
I fell in love with John last night.
We grinded a lot. It was yummilicious. He's pretty nastily scandelous on the dance floor. This one song... Tracie and I were both dancing with him, in a slightly provocative way, and AJ noticed. AJ... got the attention of most of his friends and had them all turn around to look at us. *Laughs hysterically* AJ is so oddly prudish. Anyway. He kept giving me weird looks whenever I grinded with John. I believe he was just jealous because I was getting more gay ass than he was. Woot!!
After prom, the limo dropped Tracie and Ben off at Alena's, and then dropped me, John, Anne, and Joey off at Emily's. We were the first ones there, so we chilled a while. My dad stopped by because he hadn't seen me earlier. Though by then, my hair was a mess. That reminds me... I need a shower... my hair is all hair-sprayed stiff and gross.
Anyway. Oh yeah. Albert drama was minimal. We all sad hello. We all said goodbye. And we didn't see him much inbetween. It could have been disasterous. It was indeed, perfectly fine.
Em's house was fun. SHE HAS THE CUTEST KITTEN IN THE WORLD!!! Ed named her SugarTit. Sugar tit!!! Or Sugar tits. Same deal.
A few of us watched X-2. Watching that with Ed was pretty fucking AWESOME because he's really funny and completely random... and ridiculously hot. I want his hot bod. Haha. Even though he's gay... and has a boyfriend, apparently! Hot shit.
John and Ed should have danced together at some point, they were SO hot.
Alas... they never did. It was still fun though.
Ed left after a while and I think I fell asleep on Joey's lap. Then John's lap. Then just on the couch by myself, haha. John laid down on the floor right next to the couch and had this huge comforter and it covered both of us... which I found to be outstandingly sweet and cute.
Morning came. There were chocolate doughnuts.
John changed back into his tux (he had borrowed some clothes from Em to sleep in) and he left. Then Em took me home.
Anne and Joey got my pictures developed for me, wootiness. The ones that my mom took were on our digital camera.
Erm... yep! I don't think I took any pictures of Emily (depressed face) or even Ed (again depressed face).
Anyway. I came home and slept for a while.
I so tired!!!
I'll put pictures in the next entry... this one is long enough as it is.
*Loves John*
~Rachel
By the end, everyone was completely disgusting. But that was a-o-k.