randomness
Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
You know, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
People are more opposed to fur because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?
If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?
Just some things to ponder on....
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
You know, you don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
People are more opposed to fur because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
Practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect, so why practice?
If you ask someone if they're a compulsive liar and they answer yes, should you believe them?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why is it that when something is sent in a car, it's called a shipment, yet when it's sent in a ship, it's called cargo?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you will believe him, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint on it you will have to touch it to be sure?
Just some things to ponder on....