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[torn_love_doll]

okay, so i decided that olivia is indeed a witch, so me and bruce moose carried her to the bathroom where i intended to drown her in the toilet but she started kicking so i decided to just go ahead and put her in the bathtub, bruce turned on the shower and i threw tampons at her, so i think she'sd not a witch anymore. and then she let me destroy her "indestructable keyboard". all in all, it was a decent mothers day.

p.s. happy mothers day dax, cause you is ma momma