There's a Bartender in Hell?!?!?!!?
Last night, Jessca came over to hang out for awhile and I taught her how to prepare and cook salmon patties...very domestic yes. But anyways, we were flipping through a book called, Angels A-Z, and this one page listed all the important fallen angels in hell, as listed here....
- Abigor- grand duke of hell
- Adramelech- president of the high council of demons
- Ahriman- Persian devil (what the hell? isn't Persian a descriptive word for Paris?)
- Alastor- the executioner
- Alocer- commands 36 legions of demons
- Amducias- grand duke of hell
- Amy- demon hoping to return to heaven
- Antichrist- the great enemy of humanity
- Ashtoreth- appeared at Loudun in the 17th century
- Asmodeus- demon of lust and anger
- Azazel- standard-bearer of hell
- Balan- a king of hell
- Baphomet- bearded demon; supposedly worshiped by the Knights Templar)
- Beelzebub- prince of hell
- Belphegor- tempter
- Cagrino- Gypsy demon
- Dagon- Phoenician demon
- Devil- the evil one
- Friar Rush- a BARTENDER in hell and tempter of monks (even Hell as a Friar...)
- Furfur- count in hell
- Incubus- seducer of women (and also a Cali. based band!)
- Keteb- the noonday demon
- Leviathan- a sea demon
- Lilith- Adam's first wife and a fearsome demoness (I thought Adam's wife was Eve?)
- Lucifer- the fallen light-bearer (HE is probably one of the most indescribably beautiful, gorgeous angel of all; it's been written on. He's beyond how indescribably beautiful he is...but why, out of all the angels?)
- and the list goes on some more....
- here's my favorite....SUCCUBUS- seducer of men (You Go Girl!...hehehehe...)
So yeah you get the gest of who's who in Hell. So yeah....I think hell is one big acid trip with lots of drinking and sex...there's a bartender and sex demons...what more would crazy party-loven people want? How do these theologians know all these fallen angels exist, let alone their names? And what's with Lilith? Wasn't Adam's wife Eve?
I wish someone had all the answers to my questions...