I know you well, I know your smell....

Nov 16, 2006 14:08

Last night, I had amazing sex.

With myself.
And it was quite possibly the best masturbatory experience I've ever had. Since theres no naked guy in my life, I've had no one but myself to try new technique on. I just hope that by the time I've started having sex with an actual other person again, I'm not completely immune to it.

I refuse to be slutty. My vagina is on fuckin LOCKDOWN.

ANYWAYS, I don't know whats going on for this weekend. I need to try and see if I can pull an allnigher on saturday. If I do, I'm probably going to have to stay home on friday. I just hope I find out if plans are definitly intact for saturday night before I go and throw away my friday night. Things are much more flexible now that I'm actually PAYING a babysitter and not just relying on my mother, who refuses to except money from me, but than cunts almost every time I go out.

People with the myspace name "Don Corlione" are fucking GAY.

I went tanning twice this week, and I used body bronzer. So I look like I was in Aruba this week. For exactly twenty minutes.

I haven't been straightening my hair, because its falling out, and all of a sudden, its fuckin CURLY. CRAZY CURLY.

Blank blank blank, deet deet dit, dot doot deetle eet doot dat dit.

I think once I feel great about ME...the rest of the world should fall into place......?
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