Need Help Finishing Pun
The beginning of a joke just popped into my head, but I can't think of an ending:
"The squeaky eel gets the..."
Also, I had a spooky dream last night:
I was attending a party at a mansion. I got bored and started wandering. I found some abandoned rooms, which were full of ghosts of various and sundry people, children, and cats. I had overheard the owner of the mansion earlier saying that his horse was ill, and that he had called House, M.D. to come see it, so I knew it would be dead soon. Therefore, I started trying to get the ghosts' attention. The cats and children were easy, but some of the adults were oblivious. An old woman ghost in a rocking chair figured out what I was doing, and though she was too set in her ways to follow me, she wanted me to take the ghost cat in her lap. I led all the ghosts I could to the stables, so they could follow the horse into "the light."
"The squeaky eel gets the..."
Also, I had a spooky dream last night:
I was attending a party at a mansion. I got bored and started wandering. I found some abandoned rooms, which were full of ghosts of various and sundry people, children, and cats. I had overheard the owner of the mansion earlier saying that his horse was ill, and that he had called House, M.D. to come see it, so I knew it would be dead soon. Therefore, I started trying to get the ghosts' attention. The cats and children were easy, but some of the adults were oblivious. An old woman ghost in a rocking chair figured out what I was doing, and though she was too set in her ways to follow me, she wanted me to take the ghost cat in her lap. I led all the ghosts I could to the stables, so they could follow the horse into "the light."