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When God forged mankind from clay, He knew that they would be endlessly plagued with wars, famine, and almost insurmountable hardship. That is why he invented cookies.
I was bored today, so I made cookies. Lots of cookies. 91 cookies to be exact. 90 regular ones and one huge, man-eating cookie made from all the leftover dough I had after I ran out of cookie sheets. I'm afraid to go near it, because I think it's going to bite me. Anyway, I made half crackly ginger cookies and half chocolate pecan cookies. The chocolate pecan are good, but not as chocolaty as I might have hoped. However, the crackly ginger ones taste so good, you can have an orgasm just from smelling one. These cookies are better then first, second, and quite possibly even third base, for serious. I think I may become a nun so I can sit in the peaceful seclusion of my convent and eat ginger cookies. I want another one, real bad. You all need to help me eat them before I eat all 91 cookies myself. Who volunteers to come over tomorrow and help me eat cookies? Be warned: there may be video games involved. I need to hone my Super Smash Bros. skills so Leo can come over and we can kick Ryan's skinny, white ass.
I'm going to see Titanic for the first time tonight. I think I might fast forward through the boring parts because it is so unimaginably long. I hope it's good enough for me to pay attention for three hours. Meh, it should be interesting.
I was bored today, so I made cookies. Lots of cookies. 91 cookies to be exact. 90 regular ones and one huge, man-eating cookie made from all the leftover dough I had after I ran out of cookie sheets. I'm afraid to go near it, because I think it's going to bite me. Anyway, I made half crackly ginger cookies and half chocolate pecan cookies. The chocolate pecan are good, but not as chocolaty as I might have hoped. However, the crackly ginger ones taste so good, you can have an orgasm just from smelling one. These cookies are better then first, second, and quite possibly even third base, for serious. I think I may become a nun so I can sit in the peaceful seclusion of my convent and eat ginger cookies. I want another one, real bad. You all need to help me eat them before I eat all 91 cookies myself. Who volunteers to come over tomorrow and help me eat cookies? Be warned: there may be video games involved. I need to hone my Super Smash Bros. skills so Leo can come over and we can kick Ryan's skinny, white ass.
I'm going to see Titanic for the first time tonight. I think I might fast forward through the boring parts because it is so unimaginably long. I hope it's good enough for me to pay attention for three hours. Meh, it should be interesting.