One of the best
myspace spam profiles yet:
In their "About me:" it says--
"I'm AMAZED how God brings people into my life...who teach me INCREDIBLE lessons...and they never even knew it! I'm addicted to Starbuck's Green Iced Tea
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That's awesome.