Not enough hours in the day
So other thoughts that are NOT sad and desperate:
1. One of five things must happen in order for life to function in a satisfactory manner:
a. They must henceforth invent a new day so I can accomplish things, we shall call it "Vickieday" and during Vickieday you will catch up on all the tv, movies, laundry, chores, phone calls to friends, etc that you feel you neglect during a standard week.
Or else, add a few more hours to every evening. I'd be okay with that. But that requires moving the planet further from the sun. And right now that is beyond my capablities.
b. I must immediately decipher the intricacies of cloning oneself and then age progressing to my modern age, while learning how to program the clone properly to do the things that I have been putting aside. At first I thought, "How will I know that the clone will like my tv and movies?" and then I realized that clearly the clone is for maid-like purposes, and secretarial duty, and therefore only needs training in housework and basic technology. Much simpler, and then I get to enjoy the boob tube.
c. The need for sleep must be eliminated. Whether through surgery or drugs. It is an outdated concept. The only thing about it that makes it steadfast in the human race is its restful qualities and the dream state. Restful qualities could concievably be duplicated, and the dream state is about a minute long. Why couldn't it just be programmed to happen at a specific time convient to the dreamer, during a waking day and then be on with it?
d. Something just has to go. I heart Netflix. I heart cable. I heart sleep. I do not heart cleaning, but I heart a clean and organized enviroment. This is not my preferred option, as it is reminesent of choosing between children....
e. I become technologically savy to tape my shows and watch them all on one day that is convient, or copy my movies and watch at a later date... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (wipes tear) Me? Learn technology? Surely you jest....
If you have any other ideas feel free to share and meanwhile I will concoct the worlds largest bottle rocket and print out some calendars featuring "Vickieday".....
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EDIT: Another option is to eliminate all friends and social activities and devote my weekends solely to television, movies, and cleaning. So all of you out there, stop it with the birthdays/weddings/get togethers/planning thereof already! (hides in comfy dark cave)
Or else give up the fun and joy of gaming, which if you reference option D, I also heart it and refuse to stop acting like a 14 yr old boy and killing orges, I just plain refuse.
1. One of five things must happen in order for life to function in a satisfactory manner:
a. They must henceforth invent a new day so I can accomplish things, we shall call it "Vickieday" and during Vickieday you will catch up on all the tv, movies, laundry, chores, phone calls to friends, etc that you feel you neglect during a standard week.
Or else, add a few more hours to every evening. I'd be okay with that. But that requires moving the planet further from the sun. And right now that is beyond my capablities.
b. I must immediately decipher the intricacies of cloning oneself and then age progressing to my modern age, while learning how to program the clone properly to do the things that I have been putting aside. At first I thought, "How will I know that the clone will like my tv and movies?" and then I realized that clearly the clone is for maid-like purposes, and secretarial duty, and therefore only needs training in housework and basic technology. Much simpler, and then I get to enjoy the boob tube.
c. The need for sleep must be eliminated. Whether through surgery or drugs. It is an outdated concept. The only thing about it that makes it steadfast in the human race is its restful qualities and the dream state. Restful qualities could concievably be duplicated, and the dream state is about a minute long. Why couldn't it just be programmed to happen at a specific time convient to the dreamer, during a waking day and then be on with it?
d. Something just has to go. I heart Netflix. I heart cable. I heart sleep. I do not heart cleaning, but I heart a clean and organized enviroment. This is not my preferred option, as it is reminesent of choosing between children....
e. I become technologically savy to tape my shows and watch them all on one day that is convient, or copy my movies and watch at a later date... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (wipes tear) Me? Learn technology? Surely you jest....
If you have any other ideas feel free to share and meanwhile I will concoct the worlds largest bottle rocket and print out some calendars featuring "Vickieday".....
~
EDIT: Another option is to eliminate all friends and social activities and devote my weekends solely to television, movies, and cleaning. So all of you out there, stop it with the birthdays/weddings/get togethers/planning thereof already! (hides in comfy dark cave)
Or else give up the fun and joy of gaming, which if you reference option D, I also heart it and refuse to stop acting like a 14 yr old boy and killing orges, I just plain refuse.