A couple of jokes for the married guys...
These are rude and crude... so don't read if you are easily offended.... or a woman. :P
How do you know that your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up!
If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is yelling at the front, who do you let in?
The dog of course, he will shut up once you let him in.
How do you know that your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up!
If your dog is barking at the back door, and your wife is yelling at the front, who do you let in?
The dog of course, he will shut up once you let him in.