Dear Log,
I hereby expose you to a bit of prose that depicts something that I refer to, in my personal lexicon, as simply "The Nightmare":
«Shutting down the Troupe's systems was delicate
work. Even the minor systems, for instance, the little telephone
switches, had a million or more lines of antique corporate
freeware. The software had been created by vast teams of
twentieth-century software engineers, hired labor for extinct
telephone empires like AT&T and SPRINT. It was freeware
because it was old, and because everybody who'd ever made it was
either dead now or in other work. Those armies of telephone
engineers were now as scattered and extinct as the Soviet Red Army.
Those armies of engineers had basically been automated out of
existence, replaced by higher-and-higher-level expert systems, that
did error checks, bug hunts, resets, fault recoveries. Now a
single individual could use the technology -- any individual with a power
plug and a desk. The sweat and talent of tens of thousands of
clever people had vanished into a box you could hold in your hand and
buy in a flea market.
The Troupe's switching stations were cheap-ass little Malaysian-made
boxes of recycled barf-colored plastic. They cost about as much
as a pair of good shoes.
There wasn't a single human being left in the world who fully
understood what was going on inside those little boxes.
Actually, no single human being in the world had ever understood an
intellectual structure of that complexity. Any box running a
million lines of code was far beyond the direct comprehension of any
human brain. And it was simply impossible to watch those modern
screamer-chips grind that old code, on any intimate line-by-line
basis. It was like trying to listen in on every conversation in
a cocktail party bigger than Manhattan.
As a single human individual, you could only interface with that code
on a very remote and abstract level -- you had to negotiate with the
code, gently, politely, and patiently, the way you might have dealt
with a twentieth-century phone company. You owned a
twentieth-century phone company -- it was all inside the box now.
As you climbed higher and higher up the stacks of interface, away from
the slippery bedrock of the hardware grinding the ones and zeros, it
was like walking on stilts.
And then, stilts for your stilts, and stilts for your stilts for your
stilts. You could plug a jack in the back of the box and run
like the wind of the wind. Until something crashed somewhere,
that the system's system's system couldn't diagnose and figure out and
override. Then you threw the little box away and plugged in
another one. The Troupe's system was temperamental. To say
the least. For instance, the order in which you detached the
subsystems mattered a lot. There was no easy or direct
explanation as to why that should matter, but it mattered
plenty. Jane kept careful professional track of the system's
incongruities, its wealth of senseless high-level knots and kinks and
cramps. She kept her notes with pencil and paper, in a little
looseleaf leather notebook she'd had since college.»
-- from
Bruce Sterling
Heavy Weather