When Awesomeness Attacks
As luck would have it turtledoves, my ears have fallen off. I know it sounds like an irritating ordeal, but it has opened my other senses to KARAZAY new things. Did you know your eyes can shoot lasers? well they can dudes, they can. Wherever there's a will there's a way, and if your will is shooting lasers from your corneas, give it your all, give it 110%, go go go!
IN OTHER NEWS
It turns out that I was right about corn. It is a vegetable. I don't understand what that guy was saying about it being a state of mind.
Also, I have a tale of supreme coolness to share with you all. It involves a small elf named McPasta and the earth's core. UNFORTUNATELY the censors have forbidden it, so instead I give you this, misspelled submarine, and MISSPELLED "OR"! how do you misspell "or"? Well it's still the hippest thing on the block:
Shnazzy, eh?
IN OTHER NEWS
It turns out that I was right about corn. It is a vegetable. I don't understand what that guy was saying about it being a state of mind.
Also, I have a tale of supreme coolness to share with you all. It involves a small elf named McPasta and the earth's core. UNFORTUNATELY the censors have forbidden it, so instead I give you this, misspelled submarine, and MISSPELLED "OR"! how do you misspell "or"? Well it's still the hippest thing on the block:
Shnazzy, eh?