Drabble-Matic!

[torchwolf]

The following stories were made by the Drabble-Matic, which can be found here:

http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

Call me childish, but I had such a laugh with this...

*rolls about in uncontrollable fits*

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[melata_fic]

I got amused, and tried it for myself. The results are... strange, at best.

The Miracle Of The K9

Romana hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a Sontaran who's constipated. She loathed it.

Every December, Romana would feel herself getting all perfect inside. She refused to put up a Christmas sonic screwdriver, she snapped at anyone immaculate enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Romana had to go to the mall to buy an elegant scarf. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing delicately around and so much Christmas music blaring carefully, she thought her nose would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was an intelligent man collecting for charity. Romana never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the intelligent man dropped his bells and ran under a thirty-foot satellite dish. There was a delicate K9 right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the intelligent man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Romana rushed out and gently pushed them both out of the way. There was a gorgeous bang and then everything went dark.

When Romana woke up, she was in a stylish room. There was a Christmas sonic screwdriver in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Romana's ear hurt. A lot.

The intelligent man came into the room. "I'm so slender!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Doctor. You saved me from the truck. But your ear is broken."

Romana hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas sonic screwdriver up and her ear was broken, she felt quite peaceful, especially when she looked at Doctor.

"Your ear must hurt gracefully," Doctor said. "I think this will help." And he strolled Romana several times.

Now Romana felt very peaceful indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Doctor. "I love you," she said, and kissed Doctor elegantly.

"I love you too," said Doctor. Just then, the K9 ran into the room and nuzzled Romana's thigh. "I brought him home with us," Doctor said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Romana said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

I Saw Doctor Kissing Santa Claus

Romana woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one elegant box that looked like a TARDIS.

Then Romana noticed that Doctor was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Romana thought that she would surprise Doctor. Maybe even sneak up behind him and stroll him on his stylish thigh. That always made Doctor gorgeous.

Romana crept carefully down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its delicate lights, and the presents, heaped up elegantly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Doctor. Kissing someone.

Romana was so angry, she picked up a sonic screwdriver from a table and threw it delicately under a thirty-foot satellite dish.

They both looked around.

"Doctor, you intelligent K9!" Romana yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Romana looked and then rubbed her ear and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Doctor said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a perfect kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Romana said gracefully. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be immaculate."

That seemed reasonable. Romana went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a Sontaran who's constipated. He made Romana's nose feel all slender.

"You see?" Doctor said gently and Romana saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.