Vamping
Ok so, this is a bit odd for me but I don't think I'm going to be able to make this into a comic just because of the way I wrote it. It's a little too fanfic like. But its kind of amusing so I thought I would post it for you all to read anyhow. Consider it a precursor to real comics or, if you will, vamping.
(Just imagine the Torch-sticks in your head saying all this, and best part, they can actually move if you do it that way!)
"Its been _______ months/weeks/days since Exit Wounds" -Jack
"What about Lost Souls?" -Tosh
"Fuck 'Lost Souls,' it was audio only!" -Gwen
"But my bike had a bell!" -Ianto
"Would you shut up about that?" -Gwen
"No." -Ianto
"Hey, you didn't even really have a bike. IT WAS AUDIO ONLY!" -Owen
"Just cause you weren't in the episode being dead and all." -Ianto
"That's below the belt." -Owen
"You'd like that" -Ianto
"Omg, no more Owen/Ianto" -Tosh
"I think you have that switched." -Jack
"Yeah, it should be Ianto/Owen" -Ianto
"The placement in the slash labeling doesn't mean anything!" -Owen
"Yes it does" -everyone else
"Means you're bottom." -Ianto
*glare* -Owen
"Weren't we talking about not having had an episode in _______ months/weeks/days?"
"Yes..." -Tosh
"So about that Ianto/Owen, Owen/Ianto thing, where are the tapes I requested?" -Jack
"...What?" -Owen
*cough* -Ianto
"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE GAY JOKE!?!?!" -Gwen
"Gwen, that's-" -Tosh
"No no no, don't tell me 'that's what Torchwood does best' that is entirely a fandom thing!" -Gwen
"Omg, I think she is about to go on a rant..." -Jack
"Seriously! Yes, there are some gay kisses in Torchwood because two of the male characters are in a relationship so DUH they're going to kiss from time to time but Torchwood is not all about the gay. Its about ALIENS. A-L-I-E-N-S! That's why its label is 'sci-fi' and not 'drama.'" -Gwen
"Um, Gwen do you think you maybe-" -Ianto
"Seriously! Why must all the fanfic and comics and whatever always be about how GAY Torchwood is. Have these people never watched Queer as Folk? Torchwood is nothing!" -Gwen
"I think its because the main topic of the show is not its gayness and that the relationship between Jack and Ianto is just shown as an aspect of the show and treated as normal which makes it 'special.'" -Owen
"..." -everyone
"Holy shit did that just come out of Owen?" -Jack
"Plus there are other relationships in the show, gay and straight treated the same way throughout." -Owen
*double stare*
"I may faint" -Ianto
"Um..." -Gwen
"I think this is the longest comic in the history of torch-sticks, not counting quicktimes!" -Tosh
"You want to go look it up and check?" -Ianto
"No." -Tosh
"This is what happens when the author types up the whole thing in an e-mail to herself before she starts drawing" -Jack
*stares at author*
"Er.... I was bored at work" -Author
"Ahhhhhh."
"So anyhow, about not having had an episode in _______ months/weeks/days" -Jack
"WE'RE DONE!" -Gwen
*pulls down black sheet*
(Just imagine the Torch-sticks in your head saying all this, and best part, they can actually move if you do it that way!)
"Its been _______ months/weeks/days since Exit Wounds" -Jack
"What about Lost Souls?" -Tosh
"Fuck 'Lost Souls,' it was audio only!" -Gwen
"But my bike had a bell!" -Ianto
"Would you shut up about that?" -Gwen
"No." -Ianto
"Hey, you didn't even really have a bike. IT WAS AUDIO ONLY!" -Owen
"Just cause you weren't in the episode being dead and all." -Ianto
"That's below the belt." -Owen
"You'd like that" -Ianto
"Omg, no more Owen/Ianto" -Tosh
"I think you have that switched." -Jack
"Yeah, it should be Ianto/Owen" -Ianto
"The placement in the slash labeling doesn't mean anything!" -Owen
"Yes it does" -everyone else
"Means you're bottom." -Ianto
*glare* -Owen
"Weren't we talking about not having had an episode in _______ months/weeks/days?"
"Yes..." -Tosh
"So about that Ianto/Owen, Owen/Ianto thing, where are the tapes I requested?" -Jack
"...What?" -Owen
*cough* -Ianto
"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE GAY JOKE!?!?!" -Gwen
"Gwen, that's-" -Tosh
"No no no, don't tell me 'that's what Torchwood does best' that is entirely a fandom thing!" -Gwen
"Omg, I think she is about to go on a rant..." -Jack
"Seriously! Yes, there are some gay kisses in Torchwood because two of the male characters are in a relationship so DUH they're going to kiss from time to time but Torchwood is not all about the gay. Its about ALIENS. A-L-I-E-N-S! That's why its label is 'sci-fi' and not 'drama.'" -Gwen
"Um, Gwen do you think you maybe-" -Ianto
"Seriously! Why must all the fanfic and comics and whatever always be about how GAY Torchwood is. Have these people never watched Queer as Folk? Torchwood is nothing!" -Gwen
"I think its because the main topic of the show is not its gayness and that the relationship between Jack and Ianto is just shown as an aspect of the show and treated as normal which makes it 'special.'" -Owen
"..." -everyone
"Holy shit did that just come out of Owen?" -Jack
"Plus there are other relationships in the show, gay and straight treated the same way throughout." -Owen
*double stare*
"I may faint" -Ianto
"Um..." -Gwen
"I think this is the longest comic in the history of torch-sticks, not counting quicktimes!" -Tosh
"You want to go look it up and check?" -Ianto
"No." -Tosh
"This is what happens when the author types up the whole thing in an e-mail to herself before she starts drawing" -Jack
*stares at author*
"Er.... I was bored at work" -Author
"Ahhhhhh."
"So anyhow, about not having had an episode in _______ months/weeks/days" -Jack
"WE'RE DONE!" -Gwen
*pulls down black sheet*