Wedding Season
Boo. Why is everyone getting married? I'm not raining on everyone's parade. I've been to y'all's weddings. I'll continue to go to them. I'll bake you a chocolate penis cake for your bachelorette party. You know I will. But why nuptials? Why so young? When you are 43, you will have 20 years of marriage behind you! Perhaps you might be on your second marriage. Or third. J/K, married peeps.
I just don't have the urge to jump on the bandwagon so soon. I have so many things in life to do before I'm required to have a yard pass. And when I'm 45 and I'm tired of being single, he'll be waiting patiently. I'm sure of it.