In another universe
In another universe, I am the proprietor of a bar and lounge that caters to working women. It is called The Sloppy Topknot.
The music is really good and never too loud except on Too Loud Tuesdays, when we play Van Halen and Bon Jovi all night starting at 9. (earplugs available at the bar) We serve alcohol and chocolate and coffee and the salads are really good but hardly anyone eats them.
What do *you* do in another universe?