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[toran]

Today I accidentally got up an hour early. Half asleep, I misread the clock or something and got up and hopped into the shower. It was only after I started getting dressed that I realized I had all the time in the world.
When I left on time for work, I STILL ended up being late because my damn train had some kind of issue.
It's like I'm physically incapable of getting to work on time.