I wrote another one! And this one isn't even too ridiculously long. Things I've learnt: it's very difficult to write close 3rd person POV from the point of view of someone who's telepathic.

Fandom cliché #2: Telepathy | Bob/Brian | 870 words | for the lovely harborshore

Guess It's Half Timing (The Other Half's Luck)

( “Jesus,” Bob says, rubbing at his beard with the palm of his hand. It’s a nervous tick that he only usually gives in to when shit is really hitting the fan. )