Mar 08, 2018 06:33
Dear Microsoft,
Please unlock my account. Then go to Hell. Just because I've moved to China, does not mean my account has been hacked.
This is pretty much my spam collecting email, the one I give to businesses, so I don't have family and friends to tell me what subject lines and when I sent emails in order to pass your authentication test. That's the stupidest authentication request ever, but I can't activate my new business account, because I can't get to the activation email, because you locked my account. So really, Microsoft. The seventh level, in the river of fire, should be suitable.
No love,
Me
meta,
computers