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I just remembered that I used to have a hobby of hiding links in my away messages and other random online musings. I think I'll start that up again. I'm also thinking of starting a website again. It's been a while since I did more than prattle the meaningless, endless spew of my mind. Also, I think I'll need a new keyboard soon. To counteract all the Red Bull (from staying up for 40+ hours straight, due mostly to work) I was planning to take the shot of Cognac that is currently taking up residence within the gated community in the lower right corner of my keyboard's main district. The architecture there is quite practical... but arcanely indefensible.
People tell me that it takes a long time for me to show symptoms of fatigue or intoxication. If that were true... I'd put my money on it's reason being that I tend to flex more verbosity when my mind isn't working at it's peak. It's a compensation thing. Sort of like how ugly-girls-who-can't-hook-up-with-rich-guys say that guys-who-drive-fast-cars have small penises. This is an obviously untrue statement. The VAST majority of those men only have one small penis.
What? ...I think I'm funny.
People tell me that it takes a long time for me to show symptoms of fatigue or intoxication. If that were true... I'd put my money on it's reason being that I tend to flex more verbosity when my mind isn't working at it's peak. It's a compensation thing. Sort of like how ugly-girls-who-can't-hook-up-with-rich-guys say that guys-who-drive-fast-cars have small penises. This is an obviously untrue statement. The VAST majority of those men only have one small penis.
What? ...I think I'm funny.