wow...its been a while!
Well I know all you folks have been wondering what been going on in the life of Kenny for the past while...seeing as i havn't updated my LJ in a few weeks or so (i've been really burnt and tired and lazy and forgetful).
Well...what has happened?? Ummmm....nothing...no i'm kidding. ALOT has happened...but when all of that happened, I was probably REALLY stoned so I most likely don't remember it! But I'll give it a shot.
Ummm...well the weekend before last is a blur right now...because i got so messed up this weekend i don't remember anything thats happened in the past month! Well i suppose i could give u the details of what happened this weekend at Stu's partay! All i have say was that it was completely rediculous. We smoked SOOOO much. like...more than i think was even humanly possible (we could do it cause were special...and ninjas). SO yah...it was alot of fun.
I went over to G's with mine sister so she could give us all a ride up there (shes the best goddamn sister that ever walked the fucking earth i tell you!) Well we went and got Sam (u know sam...big sam...got dreads...hes nuts), G (his real name is Graeme...hes the quite the sexy guy) and Carrie (my most wonderfulest girlfriend whos just amazing!). SO we all got in the car...and wanted to get booze and smokes. SO my sister did all that for us (more proof of her amazingness), then we went to the mall to see if i could get KoRn's new cd...which was SUPPOSED to come out on friday...but the hmv ppl are retards and said it was still tuesday! fuckers...anyways...i didn't get that. But we picked up Mim's (my sis) boyfriend. But that meant we had 6 ppl in the car instead of the legal 5. So carrie...being the smallest out of all of us besides my sister (who had to drive) had to sit on the floor of the backseat between my legs (not what u think u perverts...thats only in private..hehe...j/k). G was sitting shotgun cause he knew the way.
Well one thing REALLY ruined my night...beofre we left the mall Carrie had to call her mom to let her know that everything was cool (she told her mom she was staying at some other person's house, and she isn't allowed to go partying...i guess...i dunno) but anyways...she THOUGHT she hung up her phone...but turns out she left it on...and her mom could hear EVERYTHING we were saying the whole way up to stu's house...a whole 20 minute drive! I dunno what we were talkign about the whole way...but all i know is that ehr mom was PISSED!! SO yah...when we got there...her mom called and freaked and she had to go home when my sister and and steve(her bf) had to leave. That TOTALLY sucked some serious ass. Like i was SOOOO bummed out when she left.
Well we kinda sat around for a while being the stoners we are (we smoked a bunch with my sister's bf before they all left) so we were fucked. SO THEN we decided to smoke some more. SO we had a couple more bowls. Then we decided to sit down out on the deck...have a smoke, a beer, and this absolutely incredible bread that sam had brought. It was fucking amazing...no words can describe its incredibleness. Its called Ficatchia (dunno how to spell it...just sound it out). So while were doing this...Graeme decided to roll another joint...so we did and smoked that too. By this point we were rediculously stoned. So we sat outside for a while more...had more smokes, then we decided to go back in after about an hour or so. So we went in, and who arrived? More people with MORE pot! So we went out into the back porch area...and ripped a couple bongs each. It was actually REALLY funny cause i had like 2...and i was fucked...so i passed my next turn...then after like 2 ppl it was my turn again for some reason...so me being stupid...i had 2 more bowls. so i was fucked.
Now pat(stu's brother...hes like 25) wanted to burn some shit. SO we went down to their "fire-pit" (which was actually a big pill of burnt crap). So we looks around for some wood...and all we could find were some dead trees which we all wet, some other random wet pieces of wood. We were never gonna light it the way it was...so pat went and got some gasoline! Now this is wheres its funny...He poors a whole can of gas onto the pile of shit...and then makes a trail about 20 feet back. but he was trying to find his lighter and lost where the trail was. So while he was searching around with his lit flame...he accidentally found it he almost caught himself on fire as this trail made its way to the fire....then.....BOOM! HUGE ball of fire shit into the air...but thats the thing...it wasn't THAT big!
Like...the wood didn't catch AT all, and the explosion wasn't impressive enough for Pat,so he decided to go and get a bunch of rags and old clothes and stuff them into the pill of shit. Then he went on got ANOTHER can of gas. So he pours that all over the pile of shit again...soaking all the rags too and makes another trail about 20 feet back. Once again he lost the trail and almost caught himself on fire...but this time...the explosion was insanely huge!! Like....HUGE mushrrom clood went flying through the air...its was INSANE!!! So yah...us being stoned...we were throwing lighters and shit on the fire blowing them up. It was a jolly good time!! Sorry carrie...you REALLY missed out huge...but i'll make it up to you...i promise(hehehe)!!
YAh....shit...i just lost my train of thought....fuck...well alot of other shit happend...we smoked more pot...played video games...slept...made rediculously amazing food...as always...and yah...that was it. Well heres another long ass post about my stupid weekends...hope u all enjoyed the read!!
p34c3!!! w3Rd d00D3r!
Well...what has happened?? Ummmm....nothing...no i'm kidding. ALOT has happened...but when all of that happened, I was probably REALLY stoned so I most likely don't remember it! But I'll give it a shot.
Ummm...well the weekend before last is a blur right now...because i got so messed up this weekend i don't remember anything thats happened in the past month! Well i suppose i could give u the details of what happened this weekend at Stu's partay! All i have say was that it was completely rediculous. We smoked SOOOO much. like...more than i think was even humanly possible (we could do it cause were special...and ninjas). SO yah...it was alot of fun.
I went over to G's with mine sister so she could give us all a ride up there (shes the best goddamn sister that ever walked the fucking earth i tell you!) Well we went and got Sam (u know sam...big sam...got dreads...hes nuts), G (his real name is Graeme...hes the quite the sexy guy) and Carrie (my most wonderfulest girlfriend whos just amazing!). SO we all got in the car...and wanted to get booze and smokes. SO my sister did all that for us (more proof of her amazingness), then we went to the mall to see if i could get KoRn's new cd...which was SUPPOSED to come out on friday...but the hmv ppl are retards and said it was still tuesday! fuckers...anyways...i didn't get that. But we picked up Mim's (my sis) boyfriend. But that meant we had 6 ppl in the car instead of the legal 5. So carrie...being the smallest out of all of us besides my sister (who had to drive) had to sit on the floor of the backseat between my legs (not what u think u perverts...thats only in private..hehe...j/k). G was sitting shotgun cause he knew the way.
Well one thing REALLY ruined my night...beofre we left the mall Carrie had to call her mom to let her know that everything was cool (she told her mom she was staying at some other person's house, and she isn't allowed to go partying...i guess...i dunno) but anyways...she THOUGHT she hung up her phone...but turns out she left it on...and her mom could hear EVERYTHING we were saying the whole way up to stu's house...a whole 20 minute drive! I dunno what we were talkign about the whole way...but all i know is that ehr mom was PISSED!! SO yah...when we got there...her mom called and freaked and she had to go home when my sister and and steve(her bf) had to leave. That TOTALLY sucked some serious ass. Like i was SOOOO bummed out when she left.
Well we kinda sat around for a while being the stoners we are (we smoked a bunch with my sister's bf before they all left) so we were fucked. SO THEN we decided to smoke some more. SO we had a couple more bowls. Then we decided to sit down out on the deck...have a smoke, a beer, and this absolutely incredible bread that sam had brought. It was fucking amazing...no words can describe its incredibleness. Its called Ficatchia (dunno how to spell it...just sound it out). So while were doing this...Graeme decided to roll another joint...so we did and smoked that too. By this point we were rediculously stoned. So we sat outside for a while more...had more smokes, then we decided to go back in after about an hour or so. So we went in, and who arrived? More people with MORE pot! So we went out into the back porch area...and ripped a couple bongs each. It was actually REALLY funny cause i had like 2...and i was fucked...so i passed my next turn...then after like 2 ppl it was my turn again for some reason...so me being stupid...i had 2 more bowls. so i was fucked.
Now pat(stu's brother...hes like 25) wanted to burn some shit. SO we went down to their "fire-pit" (which was actually a big pill of burnt crap). So we looks around for some wood...and all we could find were some dead trees which we all wet, some other random wet pieces of wood. We were never gonna light it the way it was...so pat went and got some gasoline! Now this is wheres its funny...He poors a whole can of gas onto the pile of shit...and then makes a trail about 20 feet back. but he was trying to find his lighter and lost where the trail was. So while he was searching around with his lit flame...he accidentally found it he almost caught himself on fire as this trail made its way to the fire....then.....BOOM! HUGE ball of fire shit into the air...but thats the thing...it wasn't THAT big!
Like...the wood didn't catch AT all, and the explosion wasn't impressive enough for Pat,so he decided to go and get a bunch of rags and old clothes and stuff them into the pill of shit. Then he went on got ANOTHER can of gas. So he pours that all over the pile of shit again...soaking all the rags too and makes another trail about 20 feet back. Once again he lost the trail and almost caught himself on fire...but this time...the explosion was insanely huge!! Like....HUGE mushrrom clood went flying through the air...its was INSANE!!! So yah...us being stoned...we were throwing lighters and shit on the fire blowing them up. It was a jolly good time!! Sorry carrie...you REALLY missed out huge...but i'll make it up to you...i promise(hehehe)!!
YAh....shit...i just lost my train of thought....fuck...well alot of other shit happend...we smoked more pot...played video games...slept...made rediculously amazing food...as always...and yah...that was it. Well heres another long ass post about my stupid weekends...hope u all enjoyed the read!!
p34c3!!! w3Rd d00D3r!