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♠ 001 ♠ [Video]

Jan 08, 2011 23:33

[The Pokegear switches on video and the first image is a giant black frog hat with huge eyes. The image shifts to show a boy with a deadpanned expression and strange tattoos under his eyes staring at it before turning his attention to the feed.]Okay. First thing's first. Anyone want an ugly useless hat? Or have a Pokemon that knows ember or ( Read more... )

abra, hat must burn, !location: route 29

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[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 00:12:48 UTC

Trash.

[You know it's the best nickname ever.]

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 00:15:30 UTC

[Oh. Well. That's a killjoy. But Fran's deadpan doesn't really show his internal disappointment or shock. If it's there at all.]

Hi Boss. No, I don't think that's a good name for him. Because if I listened to you then that's what all of them would be named. You should probably get a little more creative too.

[A short pause.]

You never played Pokemon as a kid, did you?

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 00:19:07 UTC

[....How did Fran know he named both of his Pokémon Trash?]

No.

[Wait. Pokémon is a game now?]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 00:23:10 UTC

[Educated guesses, he's good at them.]

Ah. I guess you don't know. This place is pretty different, but it's still kind of the same. It's a gameboy game I used to play a few years back. You had to go around and collect all one hundred and fifty Pokemon and get all eight gym badges and beat the Elite Four to prove you're badass. After that you could still play, but that was really just time to be bored and try to get all of them.

[A pause as he looks off screen for a moment before looking back.]

But this place is different. I don't recognize anything on the map and there's Pokemon that weren't part of the ones in the game. But some of them are, like this little guy I have.

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 00:41:45 UTC

Sounds stupid.

[Even though Xanxus might actually want to collect badges for himself, if only so all the training he's been doing and will keep doing won't be for nothing. Only reason he's even rolling with all this bullshit is because he can't fight for himself anymore.]

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 00:47:50 UTC

Yep, pretty much. But if it's real like this, it has potential to be pretty cool.

[At least he thinks so.]

So, what Pokemon did you get Boss?

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 01:03:44 UTC

[Xanxus plucks the two Poké Balls off of his belt and tosses them to release his two godly Pokémon: Magikarp and Hoothoot. Magikarp just flops on the ground like a useless piece of shit, and Hoothoot stares at the screen with a puzzled expression. Obviously it has not seen such technology before.]

Hoot?

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 01:06:36 UTC

[Fran blinks at the screen, at least recognizing the fish.]

Ah. You should name your Magikarp after the loud and annoying one. It gets really bad temper issues later on. You should probably be careful how you treat it too. A big dragon is the last thing you want to piss off.

[A pause.]

And I don't know that other thing, it's one of the ones I've never seen before.

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 01:14:49 UTC

[A big dragon? All anyone ever told him was that it would turn into something badass. He never would have guessed that it would turn into a dragon. Now Xanxus wants it to evolve even more.]

I'm not scared.

[aka he's been abusing the poor thing ever since he got it.]

What level does it evolve at?

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 01:16:35 UTC

You probably should be if you're like me and don't have your powers, they're pretty big and really mean too.

[He takes a moment to pause and remember.]

Ah. Level twenty I think. Not as bad as some of the others.

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 01:24:01 UTC

I don't need my flame to put it in its place.

[Xanxus may not have his powers anymore, but he still has the stare of a killer that Magikarp is already deathly afraid of.]

Good.

[Twelve more levels to go, then.]

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 01:25:37 UTC

If you say so Boss.

[Another pause as he has to think something over.]

Hey, can I be there to see it evolve?

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 01:34:32 UTC

Why?

[aka give him one good reason why he should be forced to put up with you.]

[Video] top_magician January 10 2011, 01:42:14 UTC

[Wait... Wait, give him a second, he has an answer for this.]

Have you ever been camping before Boss? Or just had to survive in the woods on your own? I know all about that. And I know a lot more than you about Pokemon and stuff in general. Unless of course you'd prefer asking complete strangers a bunch of things you don't know.

[Video] getmesomewhisky January 10 2011, 01:44:45 UTC

[...

Well fuck. That was a good answer. Give Xanxus a moment to dwell on this.]

Tell me when you're in Cherrygrove.

[Video] topxmagician January 10 2011, 01:46:47 UTC

[Awesome. Just as planned.]

Kay. According to my map that's the next place over, right? Shouldn't take too long to get there.

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