Buttered myself up

May 08, 2023 01:38

I've just had 1 pound of clotted cream in one go. I ate it with a spoon. The kid loves it too, his version of having scones is basically clotted cream and jam with a couple of scone crumbs sprinkled on top. He is like me, he goes straight for the good stuff.

It is sad that there is no clotted cream in the US (I think it is because unpasteurised milk products are banned there since 1924) and it is basically classified as butter there. The dieticians say that men should not eat more than 30g of fat per day and that clotted cream alone had 250g of fat in it. I think the dieticians are full of it or they never had clotted cream or good butter. I do not care how much the cows fart, I would rather die scorched by the sun or swept away by the rising ocean than live in a world without butter and clotted cream.

PS: Also, "diary free ice cream" is not ice cream, "plant-based milk" is not milk. Skimmed/semi-skimmed milk is an abomination.

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