Vote results
Thank you for voting in my previous post guys. The overwhelming majority of you voted for me to stop drinking. However, because I do not want to stop drinking, I did a recount of the votes and declared most of the votes against what I want to do illegitimate. There are multiple reasons for that. Firstly, I do not trust the Russia-owned LiveJournal (it probably interfered with the vote somehow). Then I realised that some of you are Americans who are no longer residents in the US. I also decided that some of you are not really Americans at all but are Russian bots paid by Putin who had pretended to be Americans all this time just to mess with the vote in my previous post. In addition, it became clear to me that some of those who voted for me to stop drinking are dead and have been dead for a long time (well, dead to me from now on anyway). I can go on, but the important thing is that I can now declare the official result of the vote:
You have voted for me to keep drinking!
Yay! Thank you, guys.
Now, if you are unhappy with how fair this vote was or how your vote was dealt with, then please google a "Mug for Liberal Tears" GIF for yourself if you are a liberal or a GIF of Rachel Maddow laughing in your face if you are a conservative. I cannot even be bothered to post GIFs myself these days.
On a serious note, I will keep having a whisky every evening to honour the US election until one of the candidates concedes (thank you, bluemeanybeany).
PS: Anyone who will try to question the legitimacy of the drinking vote will be banned, reported, deplatformed and canceled and your comments will be deleted. Spreading misinformation will not be tolerated. Not agreeing with me is hate. If you disagree with me, you are a dangerous bigot stoking up unrest and violence (mostly by me) and causing millions of COVID-19 deaths (which is likely to result in dead babies thus you are basically a baby killer not worthy of having a discussion with). Also, if you do not enthusiastically support everything I said in this post and do not condemn everyone who doesn't agree with it as absolutely immoral and dangerous in the comments to this post, you are "part of the problem" (and you do not care about dead babies as much as I do). It is time for unity guys. Well, it is almost time for unity, I just need a little bit more time to erase everyone who doesn't agree with me (remember, only vile immoral baby killers would do that), and then it will be time for unity.
You have voted for me to keep drinking!
Yay! Thank you, guys.
Now, if you are unhappy with how fair this vote was or how your vote was dealt with, then please google a "Mug for Liberal Tears" GIF for yourself if you are a liberal or a GIF of Rachel Maddow laughing in your face if you are a conservative. I cannot even be bothered to post GIFs myself these days.
On a serious note, I will keep having a whisky every evening to honour the US election until one of the candidates concedes (thank you, bluemeanybeany).
PS: Anyone who will try to question the legitimacy of the drinking vote will be banned, reported, deplatformed and canceled and your comments will be deleted. Spreading misinformation will not be tolerated. Not agreeing with me is hate. If you disagree with me, you are a dangerous bigot stoking up unrest and violence (mostly by me) and causing millions of COVID-19 deaths (which is likely to result in dead babies thus you are basically a baby killer not worthy of having a discussion with). Also, if you do not enthusiastically support everything I said in this post and do not condemn everyone who doesn't agree with it as absolutely immoral and dangerous in the comments to this post, you are "part of the problem" (and you do not care about dead babies as much as I do). It is time for unity guys. Well, it is almost time for unity, I just need a little bit more time to erase everyone who doesn't agree with me (remember, only vile immoral baby killers would do that), and then it will be time for unity.