US election
What an election! American elections are the best thing ever. All other elections are canceled.
American elections are like action-packed sci-fi nail-biting blockbusters with cutting-edge special effects, amazing fights, car crashes, explosions, dinosaurs, aliens, spaceships and truckloads of beautiful naked women. All other elections are like pretentious French black-and-white arthouse movies that nobody managed to watch past the first fifteen minutes but everyone pretends to like.
The plan was that we would drink our way through the election night. Now that the night turned into a week, I am still sticking to the plan.
God save America and my liver!
American elections are like action-packed sci-fi nail-biting blockbusters with cutting-edge special effects, amazing fights, car crashes, explosions, dinosaurs, aliens, spaceships and truckloads of beautiful naked women. All other elections are like pretentious French black-and-white arthouse movies that nobody managed to watch past the first fifteen minutes but everyone pretends to like.
The plan was that we would drink our way through the election night. Now that the night turned into a week, I am still sticking to the plan.
God save America and my liver!