Taco Time
If you ever have the oppurtunity to shit in an Outback Steakhouse Bathroom, i highly recommend it. The smell is sensational... i think its a blend of potpourri... also, quite possibly the cleanest public bathroom I've ever been in,
I read a book of perfectly useless information... that was actually the title of the book. "This Book of Perfectly Useless Information." So if you thought I was useless before... you should get a load of me now. For example: Iguanas can and DO commit suicide.
Currently, I am reading a book about bartending... I'm not sure if I ever will become a bartender but i think its important for any person over the age of 18 to know whats in drinks and alcohol. Hopefully I'll be mixing my friends cocktails in the near future. Also... did you know that bourbon is the only american born spirit??? CrAzY.
I bought a pair of jeans down the beach for $7... you can't argue with that. They have a great wash and fit well. I might rip them up a little. If i bought these same jeans at Hollister they would have been 9x that price.
Speaking of Jeans... my mom-mom and Baby T (my mom) kept criticizing my ripped jeans in church last Sunday when we were at the beach... my reply : "Jesus loves me for whats on the inside, not for whats on the outside"
My reply after consistent remarks: "WELL LOOK AT THE LORD! ALL HE HAD WAS A RAGGETY CLOTH AND THOSE UGLY SANDALS!"
I saw Glory Road... it was GOOOOOD. it was like a basketball version of "Remember the Titans" except this movie was good. hahaha thats right, i said it! I'd rather forget them altogether.
I read a book of perfectly useless information... that was actually the title of the book. "This Book of Perfectly Useless Information." So if you thought I was useless before... you should get a load of me now. For example: Iguanas can and DO commit suicide.
Currently, I am reading a book about bartending... I'm not sure if I ever will become a bartender but i think its important for any person over the age of 18 to know whats in drinks and alcohol. Hopefully I'll be mixing my friends cocktails in the near future. Also... did you know that bourbon is the only american born spirit??? CrAzY.
I bought a pair of jeans down the beach for $7... you can't argue with that. They have a great wash and fit well. I might rip them up a little. If i bought these same jeans at Hollister they would have been 9x that price.
Speaking of Jeans... my mom-mom and Baby T (my mom) kept criticizing my ripped jeans in church last Sunday when we were at the beach... my reply : "Jesus loves me for whats on the inside, not for whats on the outside"
My reply after consistent remarks: "WELL LOOK AT THE LORD! ALL HE HAD WAS A RAGGETY CLOTH AND THOSE UGLY SANDALS!"
I saw Glory Road... it was GOOOOOD. it was like a basketball version of "Remember the Titans" except this movie was good. hahaha thats right, i said it! I'd rather forget them altogether.