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Last night I drank a whole bottle of wine...that's how it all starts.
I went over Shauny G's and someone suggested a trip to Friendly's...but before we got into the car a pole caught mine eyes so I planned to Leap frog over it...didn't happen. So now my shoulder and hand hurt but I was fine. So we go, and on the way in there is a homeless man sitting outside, and he resembled Santa so I gave him a dollar. He was so thankful, it made me warm inside, and don't say he spent it on booze cuz Santa doesn't play that game. For some reason I thought it'd be really cool to steal the silverware and then drop them all from my sleeves in the entrance floor on the way out. So I did, and I laughed and then Shaun was like "Brandon, the manager's coming"...so I turn around and theres this obese woman walking her way over to me, so I drop the rest of the utensils in front of Ecker's car but she made me walk it all back inside, which I happily obliged to, and she yelled "IF YOU EVER STEAL FRIENDLYS SILVERWARE AGAIN, I'LL CALL THE COPS" and my only argument was "HEY! I GAVE THAT GUY A DOLLAR! SO GET OFF MY BACK!"
Then we went back to Shaun's and I just kept singing that Motion City Soundtrack song "Everything is alright". Then his neighbors who are in this AMAZING band started playing it on guitar for me and singing it. It was awesome...then people tried to tell me I was flagged, but I refused. So they made poor Shaun try to tell me I couldn't have another drink, because apparently he was the only one I would listen to. They were wrong....I was like "Shaun, don't do this to me!" and used my pouty face and he couldn't say no. Then I walked back home, started crying in a parking lot, WHO KNOWS WHY, and met some strangers who cheered me up lol. Now we're friends. Then I got in my bed and peacefully passed out.
hahaha I LOVE IT!
I went over Shauny G's and someone suggested a trip to Friendly's...but before we got into the car a pole caught mine eyes so I planned to Leap frog over it...didn't happen. So now my shoulder and hand hurt but I was fine. So we go, and on the way in there is a homeless man sitting outside, and he resembled Santa so I gave him a dollar. He was so thankful, it made me warm inside, and don't say he spent it on booze cuz Santa doesn't play that game. For some reason I thought it'd be really cool to steal the silverware and then drop them all from my sleeves in the entrance floor on the way out. So I did, and I laughed and then Shaun was like "Brandon, the manager's coming"...so I turn around and theres this obese woman walking her way over to me, so I drop the rest of the utensils in front of Ecker's car but she made me walk it all back inside, which I happily obliged to, and she yelled "IF YOU EVER STEAL FRIENDLYS SILVERWARE AGAIN, I'LL CALL THE COPS" and my only argument was "HEY! I GAVE THAT GUY A DOLLAR! SO GET OFF MY BACK!"
Then we went back to Shaun's and I just kept singing that Motion City Soundtrack song "Everything is alright". Then his neighbors who are in this AMAZING band started playing it on guitar for me and singing it. It was awesome...then people tried to tell me I was flagged, but I refused. So they made poor Shaun try to tell me I couldn't have another drink, because apparently he was the only one I would listen to. They were wrong....I was like "Shaun, don't do this to me!" and used my pouty face and he couldn't say no. Then I walked back home, started crying in a parking lot, WHO KNOWS WHY, and met some strangers who cheered me up lol. Now we're friends. Then I got in my bed and peacefully passed out.
hahaha I LOVE IT!