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[topsoldier_zack]

Okay, I'm bored, so it's time for~

The Kink Meme!

Here's how it works. Comment with a pairing, prompt, and rating. Then others will reply to it. Pretty simple, right? Now get to it, guys!

Anon commenting is on.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Pairing: My fist/Kimbley's face
Prompt: Me kicking Kimbley's ass
Rating: Everything

[sexy_and_skorty]

You couldn't win against him if your disgusting brother's life depended on it.

[upyourscolonel]

Oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

I could try.

[sexy_and_skorty]

And fail.

[upyourscolonel]

not if I try really really really hard.

[sexy_and_skorty]

That wouldn't change a thing.

[upyourscolonel]

Would too.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You'd only look more foolish.

[upyourscolonel]

Works for me.

[whee_go_boom]

Really.

[upyourscolonel]

Maybe?

[whee_go_boom]

If I let you get a punch in, it might even the odds just slightly.

You won't keep that arm, though.

[upyourscolonel]

You and your

philosopher's stone

cheater that's cheating.

[whee_go_boom]

I don't need any amplification to take you down to the very atoms of your existence, Edward.

[upyourscolonel]

Like I'd let you get close enough.

[whee_go_boom]

You remain mere verbosity, with not one hint of action. Either fight me or stop wasting my time.