002 ✽ ( video / action ) cherrygrove

[topsjade]

[ The feed cuts on. Not with Peony's beautiful, charming face, but instead with the rather derp expression of one psyduck. It pretty much fills the whole screen with that horrible herpderp expression of it. And yes it's making noises.

Peony finally comes into focus as the screen moves back to him. ]

...What is this thing? It's been following

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[1_2_jango_zzzz]

You must have caught it!

He's kind of cute.

[topsjade]

... I didn't catch it. It just started following me and - how is it cute?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Are you sure? Did it hatch from an egg maybe? MAYBE IT LIKES YOU!!

And look at the big eyes and bill!

[topsjade]

...It just started following me when I went near the ice-cream stand at the beach -

What about it's eyes? [Peony does not look enthralled by the psyduck whatsoever ]

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Maybe it wants your ice cream.

They're so big and nice! Like giant marbles that stare into your soul. [Nice... creepy... small difference I'm sure.]

[topsjade]

....Do you want it? You seem to like it a lot more than I do.

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

AH REALLY?! THAT'D BE GREAT!!!

Oh... but I don't have anything to trade you. Except my ghost... he scares me.

[topsjade]

...Your 'ghost'? What, man?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

It's haunting!

[topsjade]

...Dunno if I'd want that.

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Yeah... I don't blame you.

[topsjade]

How'd you end up with that?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

THE GHOSTS KIDNAPPED ME! And I was stuck in their spooky tower because they were gonna feed us all to their evil plant god! So I caught one when Billie Jean was running out moves. Only thing I could do.

[topsjade]

Sounds kind of like a thriller.

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

No, no, no. Dude. No. Thriller is like... way awesome and totally cool. This was not that.

[Why yes, he does mean the song. And if you don't stop him... he will start dancing to prove his point. Seriously.]

[topsjade]

[ PFFFFFF. Peony simply stares. ]

I have no idea what you're talking about, man.