Elizabeth Spencer - Colors
Tara: All right, Elizabeth, are you ready for your Colors photoshoot?
Elizabeth: Colors? But I thought you were arranging a photoshoot with Lukas Rossi!
Tara: Well... that plan sort of... fell through.
Elizabeth: WHAT?!
Elizabeth: NO! This can't be happening! Oh, Lukas, my idol, my inspiration! Will fate always keep us apart? Oh, my whole world is turning black, as black as the depths of my crying, tortured heart!
Tara: Elizabeth, calm down-
Elizabeth: Calm down?
Elizabeth: CALM DOWN? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN I'M SEEING TEN SHADES OF RED? YOU PROMISED I'D GET TO MEET LUKAS ROSSI ON THE NEXT PHOTOSHOOT! BUT YOU LIED! AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!
Tara: Listen! When I spoke to Lukas about the change in plans-
Elizabeth: You spoke to him?!
Elizabeth: You spoke to Lukas Rossi? That is so unfair! Are you trying to make me green with envy? Because it's working!
Tara: Look, Lukas said that he didn't care, and-
Elizabeth: Didn't care? He... doesn't... care?
Elizabeth: Of course he doesn't care! He's a famous musician, and I'm just a struggling model-why would he want to waste his time on me? Oh, I could cry an ocean of tears, I feel so blue, so sad, so hopeless!
Tara: What I'm trying to say is that he's still coming to meet you even if he can't be in the photoshoot!
Elizabeth: OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! QUICK, POWDER MY NOSE BEFORE HE-
A voice from across the room: Hello? Anyone home?
Elizabeth: OMG LUKAS!
Lukas: Hey babe, what's up?
Elizabeth: SQUEE! I'm so thrilled to meet you! I'm so, so ecstatic right now! I feel like I'm in heaven, floating on a fluffy white cloud! Thank you so much for coming!
Lukas: The pleasure's all mine, beautiful. How could I pass up the chance to meet such a gorgeous lady?
Elizabeth: Oh Lukas, you're making me blush bright pink!
Lukas: So, what are your plans for the afternoon?
Elizabeth: Well, I have to pose for a few pictures...
Lukas: Sounds boring. Wouldn't you rather spend the day with me?
Elizabeth: Oooh, yes! And was there ever a more glorious day? The whole world is sparkling and bright with warm yellow sunshine! I've never been so happy, and-
Tara: Elizabeth! What about the photoshoot?
Elizabeth: Uh... can we reschedule?
Tara: Oh, fine.
Elizabeth: HOORAY!
Tara: Okay, okay, no need to jump all over me. Oh, and Elizabeth?
Tara: ...Orange you glad you have such a generous photographer?
ETA: I don't know how it happened, but Lukas Rossi has actually seen this, and posted about it on his Myspace blog. Ohhhh my god. *dies and is dead*